If she doesn't want to see photos of you with your chap hanging out and some burd half naked, slumped over a bin then she shouldn't look through your phone!
pepper your angus
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If she doesn't want to see photos of you with your chap hanging out and some burd half naked, slumped over a bin then she shouldn't look through your phone!
an alchemist?
Aggressive people aren't susceptible to playing such games, so you make an impossible suggestion given that everyone there was a pansy. That means Mulder too because that pansy plays board games. You hear that, mulder? No more Tekken for you. You'll be getting a Wii and a copy of Mario Kart via post shortly.Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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an alchemist?
Eurasian women really don't like it when they see their men in photos or near Asian women, so consider yourself lucky that the phone was only used at the first party.I went to a Gypsydelica gig in Shoreditch with some old friends, then on to rave in some kind of Asian cricket club afterwards to meet Mrs.Something Else. They told me off for politely asking where I should smoke a joint without being told off. Totally baffling.
Somehow ended up having a bunch of photos of me with some other burd on my phone from the first party, which Mrs.Something Else saw today.
Don't do drugs, kids.
Before you get on my case about it, I know I'm making several assumptions, so go smoke a joint somewhere else, pothead.
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pepper your angus
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Being back to work is a serious slap in the balls, another year of soul destroying bullshit
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^truths
I've been living in the woods in a mostly snowed in yurt for three weeks. Coming back to civilization, work, and reading the news all makes me feel.... dirty.
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I have won the internets!
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Poster
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you always win the internets .....and something else you in trouble wit the ole lady
"and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
2. Custody; care.
3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
b. One in which confidence is placed.
Persona non grata
"Shortly after winning the internets Skiz again lost them. When caught up in the wild emotion of the moment, he absentmindedly spiked his $500 UHD monitor to the floor".
Respect my lack of authority.
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glad i didnt win whew
"and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(tr
2. Custody; care.
3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
b. One in which confidence is placed.
Fat Secret Agent
Exactly, if anything something else is the victim here.If she doesn't want to see photos of you with your chap hanging out and some burd half naked, slumped over a bin then she shouldn't look through your phone!
Now there's a sentence I never thought I would have a use for.
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