Last one to post wins the internets

**chalice** · 02-11-2018, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Hoi chalice, you've given up fags but not weed. Are you injecting it straight into your bum hole without backy then? I knocked all that stuffs on the head awhile back but towards the end I was drinking weed without backy and hated it. Ewe can't melt into the sofa without them both I found, the perfect blend of cutters choice is what made me mong out. Tweeds on their own just make ewe more aware of the constant danger you're in?

The misses is taking us to Amsterdam in a few months. I've never been nor have a sucked on a spacetrumpet for almost 4 years now. I've got permission to get right back on when we're over there, I'm worried it'll lead to fags but when in Rome?

Haha. You are so class.

Just do bongs, mate. Or the hardcore version, which we over here call 'fuckits'. I was going all healthy with a proper glass water bong. Bought one. It was fantastic for a week. But I sat on the wee glass filter thing and buggered it. I suppose I could still smoke crack out of it cos that doesn't require water.

I've gotten to the point where I'm really fucking pleasantly surprised if I get a proper wop on. Have started buying stuff off of the dark internets. You don't even have to talk to a black person once.

**anon** · 02-11-2018, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by chalice

Do you recall when there was an hilarious fortnight circa 2008 when a like button was implemented on everyone's posts and if you struck the right balance of dislikes, you could make the post invisible? Hijinks were had. The lounge raped the whole board. It was wonderful.

Honestly, you have to wonder what the hell they were expecting by adding such a feature in the first place

I also recall reading about a thread tagging feature that was thoroughly abused, and "social groups" that people would join to feel elite and/or become enemies with those on other groups. Even though things have slowed down in the last few years, I'm sure you could write books about everything that's happened in this forum!

**Skiz** · 02-12-2018, 12:17 AM

I 'member all that. Do you also recall how furious reality got when the rep thing first started and was turned on for all sections of the board? I think cheese had 100+ rep by the end of the first day. The Lounge had a lot of fun ripping that apart. Reality basically had a breakdown that lasted days which could aptly be summarized by "That's why we can't have nice things."

**megabyteme** · 02-12-2018, 03:42 AM

Originally Posted by chalice

I had sex with a merkin once, almost. I couldn't go through with it and left her vomiting in the shower. True story.

I like yer style. I suppose we've all made similar extreme sexual requests that overshot our potential partner's limits...

**Skiz** · 02-13-2018, 05:39 AM

Mulder, are you still playing WW2? Half the game type have no one playing. It's infuriating. I can sit in some lobbies for 10 minutes without another person showing up.

**Mr. Mulder** · 02-13-2018, 07:41 AM

I dip in and out of it (that's what she said...?) but not as much as when it first came out, having said that the lobbies are always full but that's on xbawcks, the home of COD... Played that prop hunt mode a few days back, that was fun.

All the cool kids and myself included of course are now playing Monster Hunter. It's dope. Almost done with the campaign now but nowhere near bored of it yet. I think the whole thing might be a metaphor for japs killing whales but I haven't mounted this many monsters since the Bring your Mother to FST day of '05.