Last one to post wins the internets

[anon]

I think it's safe to remove the word 'attempt', Anon.

Add Fernández to the list and I'll edit my post. Add Maduro and I'll make a public apology. Add Xi and I'll livestream myself taking a nap.

[megabyteme]

Whenever one gets taken down the rest all go into panic mode and boost security. These sorts of jobs take time and planning. The least you could do is be Tom Arnold to his Schwarzenegger.

[IdolEyes787]

I think what actually happens is when one goes down, those oppressed under the others become emboldened and rise up and then are run over by tanks.

[megabyteme]

The military spends ridiculous amounts of money on those tanks. The very least the peasant class can do is protect the tracks from getting worn down from running on dry pavement and rocks.

[anon]

and then are run over by tanks.

Well, using ships would be too difficult.

[IdolEyes787]

It's not really work if you're doing what you love.

[IdolEyes787]

Also if James Bond movies have taught me anything, it's that boats work perfectly fine on dry land.

[megabyteme]

This one aged like milk. I'm feeling old these days-- all of the entertainers from my childhood are dead or close to it. Films from that era are lame. At least I have like 80% of my hair (if you count my beard as a replacement for above my forehead )

[IdolEyes787]

Films from that era are lame.

I dunno, Jeremiah Johnson vs Dwayne Johnson seems like a bit of a no brainer to me.

[megabyteme]

I was worried that scene was headed towards full Brokeback Mountain.