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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post

    I'd tell you the joke about the pencil, but it'd be no point.
    I think the funniest part of your joke is that you managed to mangle the English to the point of fucking it up.
    How do you call a guy who quit diet?
    A deserter!
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    I think the funniest part of your joke is that you managed to mangle the English to the point of fucking it up.
    How do you call a guy who quit diet?
    A desserter!
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post

    How do you call a guy who quit diet?
    A deserter!
    Actually, given the first sentence the answer would be more in the way "You call him on the phone".

    I now think you may be misrepresenting yourself and are more likely in reality a Cambridge professor of linguistics just trying to pass himself off as a semi-literate comedian with low self esteem for the jollies.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    I didn't bother correcting him on that part because I don't believe I've ever heard/seen an Eastern European get that right.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I in turn didn't point out it should either have been "dieting" or "his diet" because in dion's country they tar and feather idiots.

    I mean the ones they don't drown.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I in turn didn't point out it should either have been "dieting" or "his diet" because in dion's country they tar and feather idiots.

    I mean the ones they don't drown.
    Their efforts don't seem to be working. You sure they are eliminating the dumb ones?
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Considering Borat is their president, I assume it's not a very high bar.

    Edit. Sorry, for a moment I forgot which country you are from, Meg.
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    Ian Mc Shane is the current president of England and he's doing a damn fine job. He's already banned fucking cunts and cunt crime is on the down, the question is though, what's he going to do about all these fucking cunts??

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    Good choice. I assume Sean Connery wasn't eligible for the job because he's a Scottish Terrier.
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