You're the worst friend a guy could have, but you're a longtime friend.
Damn autocorrect... I meant *fiend*
Happy birthday, Idol
At least I make the trains run on time.
Respect my lack of authority.
Happy Canadiaiaian Nazi remembrance day.
Now go away.
Yeah, Happy Birthday Idol!
(Could tomorrow get any worse?) {sigh}...
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
If I acknowledged one birthday I'd have to acknowledge all of them, so no.
Must be disappointing for your kids.
Respect my lack of authority.
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