Medical advice needed.

[Mr. Mulder]

If I ate say a large dominos pizza complete with sides or say even a large Chinese meal and then immediately threw up out of my asshole/violent diarrhea. Have I still consumed the thousands of calories or does that reset the clock and allow for more food to be consumed?

[IdolEyes787]

You would need to vomit like any self respecting bulimic.

[Mr. Mulder]

But what's the difference? You can throw up calories but you can't dump them out if it's right after? Then where do calories live if not the butthole...

[IdolEyes787]

Don't you know any teen girls who can explain this to you?

[IdolEyes787]

Two thing teen girls are experts on is purging and cutting yourself.

[IdolEyes787]

But what's the difference? You can throw up calories but you can't dump them out if it's right after? Then where do calories live if not the butthole...

Your poop is the remains of digested food. You need to get rid of it before it's digested.

[Mr. Mulder]

Don't you know any teen girls who can explain this to you?

I've eaten teen girls before, they were definitely low in calorie except for one of them

[IdolEyes787]

definitely low in calorie except for one of them

Two ways that can be taken. Neither of them good.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm on a weight loss mission, I was 13 stone 8 two months ago down to 12 stone 11 now, trying to get to 12. I've been getting up at fuck off o'clock and getting on a treadmill for an hour most mornings. The problem is there's a monkey on my back and he really wants dominos. He claws at me constantly and has a theory involving poop but it sounds like it's not going to work

[IdolEyes787]

What is 12 stone in real weight? I'd look it up but then I'd probably find myself on some website populated by skinny drug addicts rambling on about football and Coronation Street.