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[IdolEyes787]

A true work of truth and art my friend.

You'd think until you realize that he plagerized the whole thing from the TV show Dynasty.

[Biggles]

[manker]

Like, it was a "farm house", but it was an actual fucking barn for horses and other farm animals.

Okay now I understand why you went to Japan. My only concern is whether it is far enough.
Anyone reading this thread without a BA in mary would definitely be :bawa:

I would have been stumped, too, despite my interest in the matter. That PM was an essential companion to this literotica.
That Poseidon dewd was you, mate, but for a wee cunt's hair, as they very eloquently say in Scotchland and possibly other places. There are undoubtedly more parallel universes in which you reside twixt oxen and manger with a babe in arms than those where you're sniffing tentacle stained panties procured from vending machines.

[mjmacky]

That Poseidon dewd was you, mate, but for a wee cunt's hair, as they very eloquently say in Scotchland and possibly other places. There are undoubtedly more parallel universes in which you reside twixt oxen and manger with a babe in arms than those where you're sniffing tentacle stained panties procured from vending machines.

I consulted the wiki, and the canon is constant: she gets an abortion in every universe's Earth.

I haven't seen a panty vending machine, but then I haven't really looked for one. I've never really been into perving on panties, clean or dirty. For me, the strongest visual enticement is fully clothed, which can be enhanced by suggestive posture (supine with with the pelvis above sea level) or subtle nudity (underboob). My favorite is the zettai ryouiki, which I'm sure I've mentioned a few times before, and that's the real reason I came to Japan. There's been plenty, and it's been lovely. I can't even be upset about arriving after the sakuras were in bloom.

Ever been to the subreddit gentleman boners?

[manker]

That Poseidon dewd was you, mate, but for a wee cunt's hair, as they very eloquently say in Scotchland and possibly other places. There are undoubtedly more parallel universes in which you reside twixt oxen and manger with a babe in arms than those where you're sniffing tentacle stained panties procured from vending machines.

I consulted the wiki, and the canon is constant: she gets an abortion in every universe's Earth.

I haven't seen a panty vending machine, but then I haven't really looked for one. I've never really been into perving on panties, clean or dirty. For me, the strongest visual enticement is fully clothed, which can be enhanced by suggestive posture (supine with with the pelvis above sea level) or subtle nudity (underboob). My favorite is the zettai ryouiki, which I'm sure I've mentioned a few times before, and that's the real reason I came to Japan. There's been plenty, and it's been lovely. I can't even be upset about arriving after the sakuras were in bloom.

Ever been to the subreddit gentleman boners?

I've only been to reddit a few times, each time I haven't found anything to read. It seems confusing.
The last time I went there was years ago. Like five years, I think. It's probably good and I'm definitely doing something wrong, but I stubbornly stick to 4chan because I know how that works and I find loads of stuff to read within seconds.

Could I trouble you to send me some used panties in a can (sealed), the more obfuscating the outer artwork, the better. I can then place it upon my coffee table. In work.
When one of the braver clients enquires, I'll make up something. I'll spin a different yarn each time and it'll become legend. It my mind it's already fantastic.
I will reimburse you, this sort of stuff comes under 'decor' and is fully tax deductible.

Or you can just think I want it for a posh wank cos Mulder didn't come thro' with the bra, I don't mind

[manker]

http://imgur.com/r/ZettaiRyouiki

Okay then

[mjmacky]

Could I trouble you to send me some used panties in a can (sealed), the more obfuscating the outer artwork, the better. I can then place it upon my coffee table. In work.
When one of the braver clients enquires, I'll make up something. I'll spin a different yarn each time and it'll become legend. It my mind it's already fantastic.
I will reimburse you, this sort of stuff comes under 'decor' and is fully tax deductible.

Or you can just think I want it for a posh wank cos Mulder didn't come thro' with the bra, I don't mind

Silly man, reddit isn't a thing you have to follow on a daily basis. You just get linked to a post or subreddit one day, consume, and move on. That's not to say I never took on a test drive to see how I liked it as a go-to spot, but it was unfulfilling.

Now, I went ahead and did some online searching, assuming you made at least a half hearted request, but it appears to be more trouble than it's worth. I've been on plenty scavenger hunts, both for fun and out of desperate need, but it gets to be routinely annoying.

https://www.techinasia.com/japan-use...s-fact-fiction

Coincidentally, that article has a picture of a real life girl sporting the absolute zone (zettai ryouiki), as if in defiance to the animation frenzy you stumbled upon. The girl may be a minor given the image's placement in the article. It's a school girl uniform, but given the color scheme, it's could be cosplay by someone of age. I honestly have no idea.

Go find an image on the Internet of a gachapon and make one your damn self.

[manker]

Could I trouble you to send me some used panties in a can (sealed), the more obfuscating the outer artwork, the better. I can then place it upon my coffee table. In work.
When one of the braver clients enquires, I'll make up something. I'll spin a different yarn each time and it'll become legend. It my mind it's already fantastic.
I will reimburse you, this sort of stuff comes under 'decor' and is fully tax deductible.

Or you can just think I want it for a posh wank cos Mulder didn't come thro' with the bra, I don't mind

Silly man, reddit isn't a thing you have to follow on a daily basis. You just get linked to a post or subreddit one day, consume, and move on. That's not to say I never took on a test drive to see how I liked it as a go-to spot, but it was unfulfilling.

Now, I went ahead and did some online searching, assuming you made at least a half hearted request, but it appears to be more trouble than it's worth. I've been on plenty scavenger hunts, both for fun and out of desperate need, but it gets to be routinely annoying.

https://www.techinasia.com/japan-use...s-fact-fiction

Coincidentally, that article has a picture of a real life girl sporting the absolute zone (zettai ryouiki), as if in defiance to the animation frenzy you stumbled upon. The girl may be a minor given the image's placement in the article. It's a school girl uniform, but given the color scheme, it's could be cosplay by someone of age. I honestly have no idea.

Go find an image on the Internet of a gachapon and make one your damn self.

That was a pretty interesting read. Damn shame that Tokyo isn't teaming with the things.
I had heard the rumour in the first instance around ten years ago, I naturally assumed that by now such a fantastic and renewable commodity would be ubiquitous in the cradle of its cognition.

I'm going to have to think of a different conversation contrivance for the coffee table. Any ideas?

[mjmacky]

Silly man, reddit isn't a thing you have to follow on a daily basis. You just get linked to a post or subreddit one day, consume, and move on. That's not to say I never took on a test drive to see how I liked it as a go-to spot, but it was unfulfilling.

Now, I went ahead and did some online searching, assuming you made at least a half hearted request, but it appears to be more trouble than it's worth. I've been on plenty scavenger hunts, both for fun and out of desperate need, but it gets to be routinely annoying.

https://www.techinasia.com/japan-use...s-fact-fiction

Coincidentally, that article has a picture of a real life girl sporting the absolute zone (zettai ryouiki), as if in defiance to the animation frenzy you stumbled upon. The girl may be a minor given the image's placement in the article. It's a school girl uniform, but given the color scheme, it's could be cosplay by someone of age. I honestly have no idea.

Go find an image on the Internet of a gachapon and make one your damn self.

That was a pretty interesting read. Damn shame that Tokyo isn't teaming with the things.
I had heard the rumour in the first instance around ten years ago, I naturally assumed that by now such a fantastic and renewable commodity would be ubiquitous in the cradle of its cognition.

I'm going to have to think of a different conversation contrivance for the coffee table. Any ideas?

I heard that they sell naked women in vending machines, or maybe I saw it in porn. That would pose an issue at customs though, so I'd still recommend the homemade route, where you strip your wife of her clothing, slam her head first through a cheap pressed cardboard coffee table, and stick a dandelion in her cooter. It's a sure hit.

[manker]

What good are you going to Japan if you're not going to send stuff back to those of us who live in societies still governed by pre-war sensibilities. It's almost as if you're not trying.
Me actually doing something is not going to work at all, for a variety of reasons; chief of which is that it's got to be spontaneous like this thing I'm trying to get you to do.