burd food

[Mr. Mulder]

I've had a lot of unsupervised time off work and not wanting to walk to the shops i've been eating a lot of the misseses food - without permission.

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This fucking thing is delicious. I cannot believe its existed for so long in this fridge, replenishing week after week and ive only just now sampled this earthly delight. Yes its a yoghurt and yoghurts are for gays, but its so much more than that It's cold, wet and slimy like you'd expect and its got fruit in it, putting aside that fruit causes aids it is a taste sensation. It's got so many chunks in it of whatever apricot is, its barely a yoghurt and more like eating solid food. Every slurp is chunky, filling and coated in a nourishing sweet slime. There was never a mouthful I experienced throughout that was just slime alone. And the pot is huge! and its wet enough to drink so no need for a spoon.

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This is a tough one. The box is correct in that it was both crispy and yummy, it tasted great - no problem with taste. The problem was the rest of the morning as for hours after it felt like i was shitting broken glass. I had what I would describe as a large, generous bowl full of Almonds Oats & More - perhaps if I had had the suggested portion size I wouldn’t have almost died, but I don't play by the rules. Would I have them again? My mouth says yes but my bleeding anus says no

Next on the list will be almond milk as i drank all the normal stuff. It lives in a cupboard, i'm sceptical.

[Barbarossa]

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Mrs B. is currently consuming a lot of these at the moment, which literally IS bird food.

I'm not having any of it. I put it outside for the squirrels when she's not looking.

[shaina]

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This is a tough one. The box is correct in that it was both crispy and yummy, it tasted great - no problem with taste. The problem was the rest of the morning as for hours after it felt like i was shitting broken glass. I had what I would describe as a large, generous bowl full of Almonds Oats & More - perhaps if I had had the suggested portion size I wouldn’t have almost died, but I don't play by the rules. Would I have them again? My mouth says yes but my bleeding anus says no
Next on the list will be almond milk as i drank all the normal stuff. It lives in a cupboard, i'm sceptical.

So it felt like you were getting prepared for a colonoscopy Mulder..

My wife is Lactose Intolerance so she drinks this one, and it has to be refrigerated
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It is ok to drink a small glass of it, but not very tasty with cereal, but she doesn't mind it, and i am not sure if they sell it where you live

[manker]

Looking forward to more of this blog about what happens when Mulder's in the flat on his own
Incidentally, I've insider information that the Onken was drunk whilst wearing french knickers and I've no comment upon what was happening with the Hitachi while the cereal was being consumed.

in other news:

My mouth says yes but my bleeding anus says no

that's what she said

[Something Else]

I've had a lot of unsupervised time off work and not wanting to walk to the shops i've been eating a lot of the misseses food - without permission.

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This fucking thing is delicious. I cannot believe its existed for so long in this fridge, replenishing week after week and ive only just now sampled this earthly delight. Yes its a yoghurt and yoghurts are for gays, but its so much more than that It's cold, wet and slimy like you'd expect and its got fruit in it, putting aside that fruit causes aids it is a taste sensation. It's got so many chunks in it of whatever apricot is, its barely a yoghurt and more like eating solid food. Every slurp is chunky, filling and coated in a nourishing sweet slime. There was never a mouthful I experienced throughout that was just slime alone. And the pot is huge! and its wet enough to drink so no need for a spoon.

I like a good Onken. It was the only thing I could eat in the mornings before climbing, that didn't make me feel sick.

[Skiz]

Do ewe fellas have Naked juice or Suja Juice over there? I get yelled at for drinking those but they're both choice.

[Skiz]

Looking forward to more of this blog about what happens when Mulder's in the flat on his own
Incidentally, I've insider information that the Onken was drunk whilst wearing french knickers and I've no comment upon what was happening with the Hitachi while the cereal was being consumed.

...and playing Just Cause 3.

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[IdolEyes787]

This seems to be a thread about health foods that aren't actually that healthy.

[manker]

This seems to be a thread about health foods that aren't actually that healthy.

That's because men are talking about it.
You wouldn't understand with your clean living exercise and abstinence

[Mr. Mulder]

"Ooh look at me, I eat healthy. I'm gonna live longer and have a better quality of life"