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    Looking forward to more of this blog about what happens when Mulder's in the flat on his own
    Incidentally, I've insider information that the Onken was drunk whilst wearing french knickers and I've no comment upon what was happening with the Hitachi while the cereal was being consumed.
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    Its sick if you don't mind being Mexican for 20 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
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    I've had a lot of unsupervised time off work and not wanting to walk to the shops i've been eating a lot of the misseses food - without permission.

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    This fucking thing is delicious. I cannot believe its existed for so long in this fridge, replenishing week after week and ive only just now sampled this earthly delight. Yes its a yoghurt and yoghurts are for gays, but its so much more than that It's cold, wet and slimy like you'd expect and its got fruit in it, putting aside that fruit causes aids it is a taste sensation. It's got so many chunks in it of whatever apricot is, its barely a yoghurt and more like eating solid food. Every slurp is chunky, filling and coated in a nourishing sweet slime. There was never a mouthful I experienced throughout that was just slime alone. And the pot is huge! and its wet enough to drink so no need for a spoon.
    I like a good Onken. It was the only thing I could eat in the mornings before climbing, that didn't make me feel sick.
    Climbing you say, I'm assuming that is some sort of euphonium.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
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    I like a good Onken. It was the only thing I could eat in the mornings before climbing, that didn't make me feel sick.
    Climbing you say, I'm assuming that is some sort of euphonium.
    That'll be literal climbing as I believe ben was officially a tree surgeon in between bouts of unemployable doletardery.
    Or maybe it was a line to keep the filth off his black arse. You just never know with the Jews.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    "Ooh look at me, I eat healthy. I'm gonna live longer and have a better quality of life"
    People like that make me sick. Just what are they hoping to gain from it all
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    Climbing you say, I'm assuming that is some sort of euphonium.
    That'll be literal climbing as I believe ben was officially a tree sturgeon in between bouts of unemployable doletardery.
    Or maybe it was a line to keep the filth off his black arse. You just never know with the Jews.
    Oh right, I thought tree sturgeon was a made up thing as well.

    One lives and learns I suppose.

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    All are nutritious food. thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
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    That'll be literal climbing as I believe ben was officially a tree sturgeon in between bouts of unemployable doletardery.
    Or maybe it was a line to keep the filth off his black arse. You just never know with the Jews.
    Oh right, I thought tree sturgeon was a made up thing as well.

    One lives and learns I suppose.
    In America, the name for someone in the profession is Wood Cutter. True story.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
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    Oh right, I thought tree sturgeon was a made up thing as well.

    One lives and learns I suppose.
    In America, the name for someone in the profession is Wood Cutter. True story.
    They can be a very unimaginative people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post

    In America, the name for someone in the profession is Wood Cutter. True story.

    Not actually a true story but a good story nontheless.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post

    They can be a very unimaginative people.
    That's true but as a general rule only when there's no money involved.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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