Don't believe anything he says, for they're tales from his death bed.
Don't believe anything he says, for they're tales from his death bed.
Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.
I'm a little drunk. When you make me angry, I'm a big drunk.
Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.
I thought that you were a little bit country.
Respect my lack of authority.
Mary and myself shamefully tumble through the coats in the wardrobe into an alternate dimension where things are really real. I can't recommend it. No good ever comes of it.
Turns out it was Mary's birthday in past recent solar cycles, and so abhorrent to her is the concept of acknowledgement of her existence on the traditional annual basis, that she wilfully hid her alternate dimensional profile until the birthday heat died down, only to pop up again and announce the whole sorry event in retrospect. Well, I tell you, intercunts. I ribbed her gently about starting a thread here, but I would never betray a friend. She clearly thought me a soulless jew and constructed this thread in an ill-imagined preemptive buffer. Well, it worked. I don't have to start a thread now, keeping my conscience and souls intact.
Happy birthday Mary. Love you.
Last edited by chalice; 11-23-2016 at 07:53 PM. Reason: Replaced Judas with jew for impact.
Any idea how old Mary is? I guessing by his pictures somewhere around 57-58.
Respect my lack of authority.
Ha. I wouldn't go any further. Safe to say he would definitely be a paedophile if he fucked a kid.
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