I am still an involuntary celibate

[OlegL]

Well, I still haven't had sex. I still have one hope though: maybe my former brother-in-law will get me a prostitute. (I can't afford to pay for a prostitute from my own pocket). But, oh God, I've been missing out on life so much! There are so many beautiful women, but I have no idea how to start a romantic relationship with any of them.

[megabyteme]

Don't give up hope, Oleg- women make mistakes all the time. You could be one of them!

[OlegL]

lol

[Funkin']

Wow,, Oleg. I remember about reading about this same problem like 7 years ago. I thought for sure you would have just "accidentally" walked in on your sister while she was showering or masturbating and gotten it over with by now.

Start saving them dollars. There's a stigma about paying for sex,, but trust me, running up in a pay-for-sex woman all bareback is a complete rush... Like playing Russian roulette I would guess.

About $40 is all it'll will take. You wouldn't believe the amount of self-esteem some females do not have.

[1000possibleclaws]

hey oleg,


the other day I saw funkins reply to a five year old post u made on some hush hush trackers advanced user forum, where u were happy to see some familiar faces. then someone else replied to point out you hadn't logged in in years and were probably never gonna see his reply. i was momentarily sad when i realized almost all those familiar faces stopped torrenting as well. i dont much care for private trackers anymore either but its sad to see these ghosts of when i was really involved, in a necro'd forum post 8(

but you're both still here! uwu

[manker]

Clawguy, TSOL are a pretty cool band, I really like that album you have as your avatar - but your posts are the most emo posts that ever have been written outside of Tumblr.
There's only so much leeway that av can buy you before people start assuming you cry yourself to sleep listening to MCR.

[JPaul]

Well, I still haven't had sex. I still have one hope though: maybe my former brother-in-law will get me a prostitute. (I can't afford to pay for a prostitute from my own pocket). But, oh God, I've been missing out on life so much! There are so many beautiful women, but I have no idea how to start a romantic relationship with any of them.

Which is surprising what with you being the big romantic and everything.

[1000possibleclaws]

Clawguy, TSOL are a pretty cool band, I really like that album you have as your avatar - but your posts are the most emo posts that ever have been written outside of Tumblr.
There's only so much leeway that av can buy you before people start assuming you cry yourself to sleep listening to MCR.

I actually cry myself to sleep listening to TSOL. o.o

[IdolEyes787]

Well, I still haven't had sex. I still have one hope though: maybe my former brother-in-law will get me a prostitute. (I can't afford to pay for a prostitute from my own pocket). But, oh God, I've been missing out on life so much! There are so many beautiful women, but I have no idea how to start a romantic relationship with any of them.

If you're not against incest and nothing over all the time that I've known you makes me believe you might be, I hear that you're Mum will sleep with literally anyone.

[OlegL]

I am against incest, of course...
Look how beautiful she is: http://www.sex.com/pin/53612268-inocent-blonde . Unfortunately, I can't have her.