I lost my virginity today!!!!!

[Kuznec]

Loss of virginity with a prostitute does not count. Needed by mutual agreement)

[IdolEyes787]

I'm fairly sure the prostitute agreed to it or at least he did after seeing the cash.

[shaina]

Also please refrain from using my slave to Egypt Jewish name. In the future I would like to be formally called Ben-Tzion X.

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PS. Just reading this Idol "Last edited by IdolEyes787; Yesterday at 02:37 PM. Reason: Jewish conspiracy of type"
Deserves at least one

[chalice]

Sup, jewetrnets,

Losing your virginity with a prostitute, which the stupid cunt had been advised to do by us, the internets, like repeatedly for about six years, totally counts.

If you fuck a vagina, regardless of the completeness of your penis or mental facilities, you are no longer a virgin.

However, if you fuck a woman sans foreskin on your penis, you remain a filthy, sad half virgin perpetually suspended. So all jews are half virgins. Biological and religious fact.

[chalice]

Apart from the females. They're all whores.

[OlegL]

No matter what we do, the end result is the same: death.

[IdolEyes787]

You mean if I eat this piece of cake then I'm going to die? Seems a bit harsh.

[shaina]

You mean if I eat this piece of cake then I'm going to die? Seems a bit harsh.

What about eating a piece of pussy pie

Or better yet fucking a pie? You can't die from that right?

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[shaina]

No matter what we do, the end result is the same: death.

Don't forget Taxes

That is for some poeple

[contra3]

You took someones virginity too ??