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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her.
    I`ve got a rough idea what the grounds for that divorce was :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post

    My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her. We drove in his car to the place where she lived. Then he paid her, and I had sex with her.
    That's a spooky verb tense you used there...
    Well at least she went out with a bang.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her.
    I`ve got a rough idea what the grounds for that divorce was :S
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    That's a spooky verb tense you used there...
    Well at least she went out with a bang.
    Oleg: I have a choking fetish

    Girl: crefksltiblwkscprbeeeqz
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post

    My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her. We drove in his car to the place where she lived. Then he paid her, and I had sex with her.
    That's a spooky verb tense you used there...
    And I like this one of yours too. God it is like having unlimited ammo.... unlike Oleg I`m sure....
    Last edited by Gribley; 06-14-2017 at 05:35 PM.

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    How will this thread benefit our interest and our life?
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    In exactly the same way that every thread this board has ever produced will.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post

    My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her. We drove in his car to the place where she lived. Then he paid her, and I had sex with her.
    That's a spooky verb tense you used there...
    As Gribley pointed out, the dangling modifiers are far more worrisome.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    How will this thread benefit our interest and our life?
    She was on top of him

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