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    The one who come back, however, don't shut the fuck up about it.

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    Oh my God, you won't believe the news! Two weeks ago, I actually had sex for the second time in my life! Can you believe it?! 2017 has been a great year for me!
    I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Oh my God, you won't believe the news! Two weeks ago, I actually had sex for the second time in my life! Can you believe it?! 2017 has been a great year for me!
    It's been an amazing decade for you all together. Look luck with the syphilis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Oh my God, you won't believe the news! Two weeks ago, I actually had sex for the second time in my life! Can you believe it?! 2017 has been a great year for me!
    It's been an amazing decade for you all together. Look luck with the syphilis.
    You could try and be a little nicer to whatshername, considering he views you as his god and all. Also, congratulations Ovaltine on your mum finally loosening up a bit.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post

    It's been an amazing decade for you all together. Look luck with the syphilis.
    You could try and be a little nicer to whatshername, considering he views you as his god and all. Also, congratulations Ovaltine on your mum finally loosening up a bit.
    Who is this nameless fool of which we speak? I abdicated my godhood long along ago. Hasn't the world noticed yet?

    I thought I was ubiquitous in admiration. You lives and learns.
    Last edited by chalice; 08-01-2017 at 08:25 PM.

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    I would like to help you out on the name , oh puissant one but I don't know his name unless it happens by chance to be "pathetic".
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I would like to help you out on the name , oh puissant one but I don't know his name unless it happens by chance to be "pathetic".
    Do you mean that Oleg spaz?

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    You all look the same to me.

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    Don't you like me any more, David? Is it the Jewish thing or the vicarious Jewish thing?

    Did I scare the Jew off? Was I overly offensive? If so, when haven't I been so? Some people get it, some do not. But it's mostly the people with foreskins who do.

    Can you decipher the complexity of this post, David? Can you summon the inner voice and translation? Can you grow your foreskin back?

    All of these questions will be answered in the next episode of Soap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Don't you like me any more, David?
    On the plus side I don't like you any less.
    Also please refrain from using my slave to Egypt Jew name. In the future I would like to be formally called Ben-Tzion X.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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