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    Guys, I have the most incredible news. I actually lost my virginity today. Yes, let it be known that on June 12, 2017, at the age of 35, I lost my virginity. I paid $150 to a prostitute and she was cute. She was on top of me when we were having sex. ON TOP OF ME.
    I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Congratulations

    Isn't that a difficult position , being on top of you . I always do it from the side

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    Hope your arse is not too sore this morning. Congrats, I guess!!

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    Oleg getting laid? That's social justice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Guys, I have the most incredible news. I actually lost my virginity today. Yes, let it be known that on June 12, 2017, at the age of 35, I lost my virginity. I paid $150 to a prostitute and she was cute. She was on top of me when we were having sex. ON TOP OF ME.
    It doesn't count if the prostitute goes on top, unless you bury them afterwards.


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    If he paid $150 I can almost guarantee he got screwed

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    You payed 10,000 rs for a prostitute just to put your cock inside her vagina ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Guys, I have the most incredible news. I actually lost my virginity today. Yes, let it be known that on June 12, 2017, at the age of 35, I lost my virginity. I paid $150 to a prostitute and she was cute. She was on top of me when we were having sex. ON TOP OF ME.
    You are now on that slippery slope to losing your house (maybe you still live at home but I`ll not assume) and all your other assets. You have been tempted by the wizards sleeve, better than a sludge tunnel so congrats for that.

    Good luck I guess.

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    'cute'
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    [...] any Science fiction that doesn't have Tom Cruise in it is ghey.

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    I really don't care about any of this , OlegL but I suppose if you gave me $150 I could pretend to give a fuck.
    It's all Meg's fault.

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