Riddler's Brainteasers...episode 1

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by UKMan+27 November 2003 - 19:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 27 November 2003 - 19:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@27 November 2003 - 20:45
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@27 November 2003 - 19:35
UKMan ducks from Snipers spanking hand and bigboabs pointed spear - whoops and Snny&#39;s murderous intentions

hahahaha rofl Plz no more making me laugh, I end up laughing so much my throat hurt&#39;s and make&#39;s it difficult to smoke due to it lol

Sniper. (Has UKMan in his sites )

And now a mad Scotsman is threatening me with his kilt - yee gads [/b][/quote]
E&#39;gads, i&#39;m nowt Scottish ye scoundrel lol

I&#39;m from the South West, Devon to be more accurate

Sniper.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+27 November 2003 - 19:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 27 November 2003 - 19:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by UKMan@27 November 2003 - 19:49

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@27 November 2003 - 20:45
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan

@27 November 2003 - 19:35
UKMan ducks from Snipers spanking hand and bigboabs pointed spear - whoops and Snny&#39;s murderous intentions

hahahaha rofl Plz no more making me laugh, I end up laughing so much my throat hurt&#39;s and make&#39;s it difficult to smoke due to it lol

Sniper. (Has UKMan in his sites )

And now a mad Scotsman is threatening me with his kilt - yee gads

E&#39;gads, i&#39;m nowt Scottish ye scoundrel lol

I&#39;m from the South West, Devon to be more accurate

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
AH &#33; Sniper It be Zider country. My favourite part of England.

[UKMan]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+27 November 2003 - 20:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 27 November 2003 - 20:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by UKMan@27 November 2003 - 19:49

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@27 November 2003 - 20:45
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan

@27 November 2003 - 19:35
UKMan ducks from Snipers spanking hand and bigboabs pointed spear - whoops and Snny&#39;s murderous intentions

hahahaha rofl Plz no more making me laugh, I end up laughing so much my throat hurt&#39;s and make&#39;s it difficult to smoke due to it lol

Sniper. (Has UKMan in his sites )

And now a mad Scotsman is threatening me with his kilt - yee gads

E&#39;gads, i&#39;m nowt Scottish ye scoundrel lol

I&#39;m from the South West, Devon to be more accurate

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
Twas the might Lamsey i was referring to

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by UKMan@27 November 2003 - 20:19
Twas the might Lamsey i was referring to

But you quoted me, me I tell ye, not Lamsey, else i&#39;d have know you weren&#39;t talking about me and instead where talking about Lamsey and not me, but I thought ye were talking about me as you quoted me and i&#39;ve ran out of how to drag this sentence on and it&#39;s now starting to lose any humour it had to begin with so i&#39;ll shut up now lol (You quoted me ye scoundrel) heh

Sniper. (Totaly confused himself now lol)

[UKMan]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+27 November 2003 - 21:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 27 November 2003 - 21:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@27 November 2003 - 20:19
Twas the might Lamsey i was referring to&nbsp;

But you quoted me, me I tell ye, not Lamsey, else i&#39;d have know you weren&#39;t talking about me and instead where talking about Lamsey and not me, but I thought ye were talking about me as you quoted me and i&#39;ve ran out of how to drag this sentence on and it&#39;s now starting to lose any humour it had to begin with so i&#39;ll shut up now lol (You quoted me ye scoundrel) heh

Sniper. (Totaly confused himself now lol) [/b][/quote]
I know, twas another riddle - and you failed misserably

[Riddler]

Originally posted by UKMan@27 November 2003 - 12:25
I wont keep you in suspenders any longer - Riddler has one lined up and i know he&#39;s just bursting to thrash me....

"You cant have your kajak and heat it as well"

"You cant have your cake and eat it as well"

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;

C&#39;mere UKDroppinghisdrawersinanticipationMan...............

[Lamsey]

Oy, quit it you two - there are riddles/brainteasers/puzzles to be posed&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Riddler]

Right then...........

Which one of these sentences does not belong?

1) ..... Diamonds often need keen, elegant yaks.

2)..... Teacups contain tea and sometimes grapes.

3)..... Roses are big, beautiful insect terraces.

4)..... Rocks are constantly coming only on November.

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Riddler@27 November 2003 - 23:50
Which one of these sentences does not belong?

1) ..... Diamonds often need keen, elegant yaks.

2).....&nbsp; Teacups contain tea and sometimes grapes.

3).....&nbsp; Roses are big, beautiful insect terraces.

4).....&nbsp; Rocks are constantly coming only on November.

You donkey, do you think I&#39;ve got time to listen to you rabbiting on and think of a way to work raccoon into this sentence?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey+28 November 2003 - 00:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey &#064; 28 November 2003 - 00:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@27 November 2003 - 23:50
Which one of these sentences does not belong?

1) ..... Diamonds often need keen, elegant yaks.

2)..... Teacups contain tea and sometimes grapes.

3)..... Roses are big, beautiful insect terraces.

4)..... Rocks are constantly coming only on November.

You donkey, do you think I&#39;ve got time to listen to you rabbiting on and think of a way to work raccoon into this sentence? [/b][/quote]
Bloody university education these days. Have you never heard of a Tctasg? Found in the rain forests of South America.