I will pass on this one too. I was there when these coins were minted. That old Eh?![]()
I will pass on this one too. I was there when these coins were minted. That old Eh?![]()
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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how could they date coins BC.... they wouldn't know it was BC till after it was BC....
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<span style='color:blue'><span style='font-family:Courier'>The biggest room in the world is the room for improvement.....</span>
<span style='color:red'><u>Don't Go Here.........</u></span></span>
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This one's kind of enlightening really....finish the last line of this poem;
It was the first time as I recall,
One evening in May, you gave it me,
My mother was hiding and watching it all,
My very first time with her own eyes to see.
It was an experience beyond compare.
You pushed it between my lips, I swear,
I could feel it, feel it, all of it there.
I coughed and I spluttered, I thought I would choke,
So great was the feeling that nobody spoke,
The first time you gave me - my ____ ____ _____.
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but being a smoker I'm guessing it would be "my ( first puff or something along those lines) first smoke"
only cos I remember coughing and spluttering, and thinking I would choke, bit....
<span style='color:blue'><span style='font-family:Courier'>The biggest room in the world is the room for improvement.....</span>
<span style='color:red'><u>Don't Go Here.........</u></span></span>
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....very first smoke.
Good one Ang.![]()
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*BOINK!*
This thread seems to be lacking somefin Ridds.![]()
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Right you are tw..............
This one's a groaner....don't think too seriously, but you will have to think.
The tour guide was finishing the tour at Mozart's grave and told everyone that if they listened very carefully, they could hear actual music coming from the grave. Everyone immediately fell silent and, sure enough, symphony music could be distinctly heard coming from the ground although it sounded as if it were being played backwards. What could possibly explain this?
Yes of course groan....
- Hes was DEcomposing.
Two people come to a pirahna infested river. There is a rowboat, however it can carry one person only. How can they each get to the other side of the river using the boat?
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