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.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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That's not niceOriginally posted by lynx@18 December 2003 - 19:17
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OK this may have been done, but I didn't see it. (And my head hurts too much to search for it :x).
What walks on four, in the morning; two, at noon; and three, in the evening?
Bonus points for the source of this oldie.
cheers omc
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Man.
Crawls on all fours when an infant.
Walks upright later in life.
Needs a stick when old.
Edit: Isn't it Shakespeare?
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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:beerchug: Lynx
No bonus points though. Homer, the Iliad.
btw was that in any of Rid's guantlets?
peace omc
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I heard it a long time ago.
I don't remember seeing it on here, but I can't say I've seen them all.
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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I saw this and thought of you, omc.
An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room.
The first son bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room.
The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room.
The third son bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the son bought?
I think it's been done before, but I like it anyway.
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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With matches and oil, I guess he could fill the room with fire, or smoke.
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Two foam fire extinquishers?
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