I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure.
Also, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.
That wasn't directed at anyone in particular.
Now go away.
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright noooooow cos filthy yanks kicked up a stink on the moon, the very source of my preternatural gift and curse. Us lycanthropes have been in short, Jack-Russeish supply since their racist oneupmanshape* invasion of a universally owned satellite of love and sex and visceral carnage, innit.
They left it like Hiroshima for shapeshifters. Utter devastation. I hope you're proud, American Jews. Or is that an oxymoron?
*Yes, jews, I meant that.
Last edited by chalice; 08-18-2017 at 09:43 PM.
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Respect my lack of authority.
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