I'm newly single!!!!

[megabyteme]

You and the missus split? I thought you were all in.

Family is still quite strong and happy. I've had a couple of (allowed) internet girls to play with.

All things must cum to an end, though.

[shaina]

Family is still quite strong and happy. I've had a couple of (allowed) internet girls to play with myself.

Fixed, and more truthful

[IdolEyes787]

Now you have awakened the sleeping giant.

I believe the "sleeping" part of that statement.

[shaina]

Now you have awakened the sleeping giant.

I believe the "sleeping" part of that statement.

I Second That

[megabyteme]

[Something Else]

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure.

Also, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.

That wasn't directed at anyone in particular.

[chalice]

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure.

Also, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.

That wasn't directed at anyone in particular.

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright noooooow cos filthy yanks kicked up a stink on the moon, the very source of my preternatural gift and curse. Us lycanthropes have been in short, Jack-Russeish supply since their racist oneupmanshape* invasion of a universally owned satellite of love and sex and visceral carnage, innit.

They left it like Hiroshima for shapeshifters. Utter devastation. I hope you're proud, American Jews. Or is that an oxymoron?

*Yes, jews, I meant that.

[chalice]

The above post was brought to you by valium, premium ganja and a rather delectable Australian Shiraz.

[IdolEyes787]

[shaina]

Brilliant

Rumors are they are doing another retired tour, but i lost count how many that would be