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    Originally posted by UKMan+25 November 2003 - 16:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 25 November 2003 - 16:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@25 November 2003 - 17:32
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    @25 November 2003 - 16:14
    Hmm - this sounds like a case for "WaterMainsMan"&#33;

    Step 1: Walk casually around the abode looking for suspicious water taps.
    Step 2: Creep up towards them and slowly turn the handles clockwise untill you cant turn anymore.
    Step 3: Repeat this cunning trick on all the taps.
    Step 4: Step back and admire your cunningness <--------i hope i spelled that right

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    I think it&#39;s spelt "Cunilinguis", but don&#39;t know if i&#39;ve spelt it right either rofl

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    Uu, did I spell it wrong too? Damn it lol

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    Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+25 November 2003 - 17:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 25 November 2003 - 17:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by UKMan@25 November 2003 - 16:44
    Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@25 November 2003 - 17:32
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    @25 November 2003 - 16:14
    Hmm - this sounds like a case for "WaterMainsMan"&#33;

    Step 1: Walk casually around the abode looking for suspicious water taps.
    Step 2: Creep up towards them and slowly turn the handles clockwise untill you cant turn anymore.
    Step 3: Repeat this cunning trick on all the taps.
    Step 4: Step back and admire your cunningness <--------i hope i spelled that right

    Peace
    UKMan

    I think it&#39;s spelt "Cunilinguis", but don&#39;t know if i&#39;ve spelt it right either rofl

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    Poster of the bloody obvious
    Uu, did I spell it wrong too? Damn it lol

    Sniper. [/b][/quote]
    Could&#39;nt find it in my "dick-tionary"

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    "cun·ni·lin·gus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kn-lnggs)
    n.
    Oral stimulation of the cl*t*r*s or v*lv*.


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    [New Latin, from Latin, he who licks the v*lv* : cunnus, v*lv*; see (s)keu- in Indo-European Roots + lingere, to lick; see leigh- in Indo-European Roots.]
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    cunni·lingual adj."

    I&#39;m on unsure ground here concerning what is and isn&#39;t allowed, hence the *&#39;s lol

    But, there it is, so all you need to do now RapFan is let the waterwork&#39;s peep&#39;s know about it... uu, no, don&#39;t do that, they won&#39;t have a clue what your telling them that for rofl

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    Well, now we&#39;ve helped RapFan out with his tap licking, maybe we can flame another thread........HI HO Silver.......

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    Originally posted by UKMan@25 November 2003 - 17:22
    Well, now we&#39;ve helped RapFan out with his tap licking, maybe we can flame another thread........HI HO Silver.......
    rofl I&#39;m not sure there&#39;s any left i&#39;ve not spammed or flammed (well, I don&#39;t think i&#39;ve really flammed any lol) today heh

    But, if you pick one... lol

    UKMan and Sniper - Spammer&#39;s in crime? heh

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    Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+25 November 2003 - 18:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 25 November 2003 - 18:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@25 November 2003 - 17:22
    Well, now we&#39;ve helped RapFan out with his tap licking, maybe we can flame another thread........HI HO Silver.......
    rofl I&#39;m not sure there&#39;s any left i&#39;ve not spammed or flammed (well, I don&#39;t think i&#39;ve really flammed any lol) today heh

    But, if you pick one... lol

    UKMan and Sniper - Spammer&#39;s in crime? heh

    Sniper. [/b][/quote]
    where to now Sniper? ....... To the lounge you fool to the lounge....

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    i can tell none of you get the point

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    don&#39;t turn it back on....the water might be contaminated

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    Originally posted by RapFan@26 November 2003 - 01:47
    i can tell none of you get the point
    Ohh - you were serious??

    If its the the main water shut off point in your house, then thats what they obviously mean. If you dont know where it is, then i suggest you ask them nicely to help you out.

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