Hi, guys, how have you been lately?

[megabyteme]

I was summoned to court as a witness in a robbery case.

So what exactly is the penalty for stealing a goat?

I believe (as is customary in most 3rd/4th world countries) they put you to death unless you do the 'honorable' thing and agree to marry it.

[IdolEyes787]

.... or like Idol, a Liberal in Canada today,

I'm neither liberal nor conservative.

Tying yourself exclusively to party politics is for really stoopid peeple, sheep and obviously, Nazis.

All I want from leadership is to give some indication that they are smarter and more informed on the important issues then me and that they also appear to be honest and hold the best interests of the public as their chief goal. Anything less is not acceptable in a public servant and basically why I despise many of the people that you so willing support.

[IdolEyes787]

So what exactly is the penalty for stealing a goat?

I believe (as is customary in most 3rd/4th world countries) they put you to death unless you do the 'honorable' thing and agree to marry it.

They may marry goats but at least they still have some honour left, Yank.

[OlegL]

Oleg! How's the whoremongering going?

As I mentioned back in 2017, I had sex twice; however, I had to use a condom. Now I really want to have sex without a condom, but I don't want to catch an STD, of course.

[diplo3]

your diplomatic moves gives me unnecessary shivers down my spine

[megabyteme]

I'm neither liberal nor conservative.

Obviously, pinko.

[megabyteme]

As I mentioned back in 2017, I had sex twice; however, I had to use a condom. Now I really want to have sex without a condom, but I don't want to catch an STD, of course.

Well, we wouldn't want any mini-o's running around...nor whores catching the autism.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm neither liberal nor conservative.

Obviously, pinko.

You better hurry up and graduate because you seem to be getting dumber by the minute.

[IdolEyes787]

Speaking of stupid, I posted this on some big shot bt tracker

I don't know about you but I've never forgiven the Japanese for killing Godzilla at Pearl Harbor.

and the guy gave this reply

Never seen any Godzilla movies, so I do not know if you are serious or joking.

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[MacGyverSG1]

I blame "reality" TV. It has caused everyone to be so tribal. It's one side or the other. You are either a winner or a loser. We're ALL supposed to be on the same team.