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Thread: A Stupid Medical Question

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    Ok this question has bin bugging me 4 sum time now so i want an answer...



    Ok lets say i got my penis Chopped off in sum sort of accident...

    How wud i take a piss.


    thats my question

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    my guess is they might attach another one, or use one of those filters that you get hooked up to that filters all the waste from your blood.
    Only a guess, so i might be talking absolute bollucks.

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    some kind of colostomy bag i'd imagine, not thinking of trying this one are you metro - i remember the teeth incident

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    Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 14:48
    How wud i take a piss.
    sitting down - your essentials will still be there (urethra, bladder, kidneys), well that's what i think anyway, how about you remove your penis and tell us
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    No No i wudn't b so stupid but,

    i wos just wondering wot u wud have 2 do if u didn't have your party Sausage 2 take wee with

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    Seriously i would think you'd sit down and pee - just like a lady

    All the essential pipes to the liver etc would still be intact - hopefully.

    edit: i just repeated what Darth said - sorry

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    they would stick a sterilized tube up ur urethra


    sending fiery missiles in manker's japan's general direction.

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    A Stupid Medical Question, Serious answer

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    I'm so soz, but since everyone else has answered seriously (and are most likely correct, though you may end up with a bag attached that fill's up slowly all the time) i've got to do this heh

    I don't think it would be you taking the piss, I think it would be other's taking the piss out of you for doing it!!

    Sniper.

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    Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 14:52
    i wos just wondering wot u wud have 2 do if u didn't have your party Sausage 2 take wee with

    Only you Metro

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