A Bit Of A Laugh

[baccyman]

While making the rounds, Dr. Owens points out an X-Ray to a group of medical students.
"As you can see," he says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Phil Parker, what would you do in a case like this?"

He pondered for a second and answered, "I guess I'd limp, too."

[baccyman]

One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches.
An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.

"Son, you've just witnessed a miracle," the priest said. "Tell me, where is this man now?"

"Flat on his ass over by the holy water," said the boy.

[baccyman]

For Michael's birthday, his wife wanted to surprise him when he came home from work. After some careful consideration she decided to strip naked and wrap herself in saran wrap from her shoulders to her ankles.
Pretty soon Michael enters his house exhausted from a tough day at work. He walks through the kitchen, places his lunchbox down, and hears his wife say, "Honey! I'm in the living room."

Rounding the corner, he spots her all wrapped up in plastic. After a quick peek, he immediately he says, "Leftovers again?!"

[scribblec]

Originally posted by baccy_man@21 April 2004 - 18:39
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled.

"My husband quietly said, 'That's once.'

"We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again.

"Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.'

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him.

"I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"

i dont get

[tesco]

Originally posted by scribblec+2 May 2004 - 18:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (scribblec @ 2 May 2004 - 18:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-baccy_man@21 April 2004 - 18:39
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn&#39;t gone too far when my husband&#39;s mule stumbled.

"My husband quietly said, &#39;That&#39;s once.&#39;

"We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again.

"Once more my husband quietly said, &#39;That&#39;s twice.&#39;

"We hadn&#39;t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him.

"I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said &#39;That&#39;s once.&#39;"

i dont get [/b][/quote]
as in, hell do the same to her after her third screw up...

[destroyerofevil]

Wow dude change the topic name. This aint a BIT of a laugh

[baccyman]

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this will be my last post for a couple of weeks because i am going on holiday

[tesco]

Originally posted by baccy_man@3 May 2004 - 13:23
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this will be my last post for a couple of weeks because i am going on holiday

have a good time&#33;

[cpt_azad]

keep this thread alive till baccy comes back B)

[cpt_azad]

why is the blonde girl&#39;s bellybutton sore?

because her boyfriend is also a blonde