A Bit Of A Laugh

[baccyman]

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. That's a hardware issue.



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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."



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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happen. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing? The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."


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There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally became pregnant, and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.
The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and said that there was no way he could be the father of that child.

"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time"!

[hippychick]

So baccy did you get ur car fixed??? Or can I still kick ur GF butt??? :box: LOL...JK...HAGD y'all

[baccyman]

you can kick her butt if you want lol

how did you get the smilies to work i can't find them.

[tesco]

you can kick her butt if you want lol

how did you get the smilies to work i can't find them.

click usercp>edit options (on the left)>find where u got Message Editor Interface and change it to standard editor.

[baccyman]

click usercp>edit options (on the left)>find where u got Message Editor Interface and change it to standard editor.

i have done that but i only see smilies when i do a quote .
thanks for your reply

[Shiranai_Baka]

that thing about your gf was real? O.o

[hippychick]

i have done that but i only see smilies when i do a quote .
thanks for your reply

I have these checked...in user cp, then edit options...under thread display options I have all three options checked...Have you done that?

[baccyman]

that thing about your gf was real? O.o

just a joke

[baccyman]

I have these checked...in user cp, then edit options...under thread display options I have all three options checked...Have you done that?

i normally do my post with the quick reply . i have used the reply button and found the smilies thanks folks

[baccyman]

A frantic mother called her pediatrician at two in the morning.
"Doctor," she yelled, "My baby just ate an entire tube of K-Y jelly! What do I do?"

"Well," came the response, "if you really can't wait, call an all-night drugstore."



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A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses."
"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."



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A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps some things hot and some things cold."
"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that,' he asked? "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied. Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Two popsicles, and some coffee".