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    dion09529's Avatar Helter Skelter BT Rep: +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    Any more primitive and Dion would have to be black.
    Being black would be a privilege. I could beat Bolt, be a NBA player or simply be a porn superstar.
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I ran dion's music and movie preferences through an algorithm and the results can back that there is a 0.0000000214% chance of him being black but a 87.3% chance that he has been abused by a male relative named Florin.
    Evidence found on the scene:

    -Florin was spending the weekend at Dion's house shortly after being released from prison
    -Dion's mother witnessed a pantless-Florin leaving Dion's bedroom shortly after the time of the assault
    -Florin's pants and wallet (containing Florin's ID) were found in Dion's bedroom the following morning
    -Dion's left buttcheeek had the letters 'FL' written on it in sharpie pen
    -Dion's right buttcheek had the letters 'RIN' written on it in sharpie pen
    -The morning following the incident, Dion retrieved a 1" tall magnetic letter 'O' which Dion had received for his 18th birthday in a "learning your alphabet" set from deep inside his rectum
    -Florin came back in Dion's room the following morning making 'kissing' sounds at Dion while slapping him on the ass and collecting his pants and wallet

    The case remains unsolved as Dion searches for clues...
    This space for rent until Idol says something clever.

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    Florin asked me to tell you that he wishes all the best to your wife, meg. If something wrong happens to her, I, personally (and voluntarily) will investigate the case to put this bad ass behind bars.
    Last edited by dion09529; 07-12-2019 at 06:05 PM.
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    I'll place my faith in Florin seeing the error of his ways, or at least suspicions that your family gene pool is more of a puddle (and his detective skills are on par with your own).
    This space for rent until Idol says something clever.

  5. Movies & TV   -   #285
    I'm into the second season of Harrow.
    What a great show.

    At first, I thought of Dexter. But after a few episodes, it was on it's own.

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    Deadly Hymn
    The murder of a beloved and talented church organist sends police on a disturbing search for answers.

    Deadly Lessons
    The detectives investigate the case of Illinois teenager Ashley Reeves, who was attacked by teacher Samson Shelton in April 2006 after she tried to end their relationship and left for dead in woods with a broken neck.
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

  7. Movies & TV   -   #287
    Went to see "Crawl"................ the popcorn was good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taz362 View Post
    Went to see "Crawl"................ the popcorn was good.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    First you need to find someone who has a pencil neck and gives a fuck.

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    A Murder in Pleasant Valley
    The case of personnel manager Susan Fassett, who died after being shot six times in October 1999. Her attacker was housewife Dawn Silvernail who wished to prevent Fassett testifying in a legal case against water boss Fred Andros - lover of both women.

    Honeymoon Hit
    Police investigate the shooting of an aspiring model at point-blank range and suspicion falls on her violent ex, with detectives believing his young bride could help solve the case.
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