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    S-T-F-U's Avatar n00b
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    Well as the title would suggest I in fact do and It's weird. I......Well has anybody ever had Discos (a brand of Crisps (Chips) sold in the UK) smothered in cheese and on toast (Lightly toasted bread) at all? It's boss. I now consider myself a Chef. The End.

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    When I'm drunk I turn into a lightpost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    When I'm drunk I turn into a lightpost.
    Still sticks out like a sore thumb doesn't it, I hope we are diversified in our posts not to look like that??

    That account won't reach 5 posts, what a waste of a life......
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    Chef?

    You mean the people who feed us?

    I can do that.

    If I drink, I'd prefer to do the eating bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Chef?
    You mean the people who feed us?
    I am thinking the "Chef" is the one that invents the food menu, and the "Sous-chef" is the one that prepares the food, and either a fork or spoon or your hands is the one that feeds you

    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    If I drink
    Really, i just like to Drink more

    I do hope the Discos chips taste better than they look
    Last edited by shaina; 09-14-2019 at 02:40 AM.
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    I tend to turn into a drunk when I'm chefing. I like to cook a lot of meals that utilize wine and for every tablespoon that goes into the dish, one glass goes into me. I'm usually lit by the time dinner is served.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    I do hope the Discos chips taste better than they look
    They are fantastic. Skips on the other hand are the devils work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    I do hope the Discos chips taste better than they look
    They are fantastic. Skips on the other hand are the devils work
    When you google Skips chips Gribley, they compare them to Chinese shrimp chips here, i always called them "Flip" chips, really no flavor....

    If i am going to have cheese or other toppings on say a bar snack it is usually Nachos (corn tortilla chips)...

    I assume they do sell pringles chips in the UK (import??)??
    Last edited by shaina; 09-14-2019 at 01:01 PM.
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    Every now and then someone becomes a Formula 1 driver when drunk. You may have seen them in the news.
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