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    LoveUSA's Avatar n00b
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    Feb 2003
    Las Vegas Nevada USA
    Poem Starters

    These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
    most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you..
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
    empty and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love you take my breath away
    What have you stepped in, to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime and Captain Morgan to be sublimed


  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Rat Faced's Avatar Broken
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    Aug 2002
    Who says Romance is dead.....awwww

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will


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