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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
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    I have a positive test result for covid-19. If I'll stop post here, I died.

    Serious question. Why should I care?

    I mean like what's one less Eastern European in a tracksuit to me?
    Well, per The Donald, unless he's from Poland, the old CSSR or Hungary he could technically still come over to poke you in the eye.

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    Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise.

    (WAIT! Did my monitor just move by itself??)

    Cooool, they probably don't want urine...

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    Last edited by Stehle; 03-15-2020 at 06:08 PM. Reason: 'nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
    Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise .
    Given a choice between possibly dying from COVID-19 or going to Walmart, I'm opting for the virus every time.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    And this is a Canadian Walmart mind you, where only like 95% of the customers are obese and smell like dead rat. I'm pretty sure I'd kill children to stay out of a US one.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
    Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise .
    Given a choice between possibly dying from COVID-19 or going to Walmart, I'm opting for the virus every time.

    And this is a Canadian Walmart mind you, where only like 95% of the customers are obese and smell like dead rat. I'm pretty sure I'd kill children to stay out of a US one.
    Well I can see this is another fine day to end on a "high" note.
    Last edited by Stehle; 03-14-2020 at 09:27 PM. Reason: 'nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
    Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise .
    The test kit results can be written in fortune cookie form:

    You just purchased this kit at Walmart-- of course you NOW have COVID-19. The last time anyone here washed his/her hands was a construction worker who helped build the place.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
    Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise .
    The test kit results can be written in fortune cookie form:

    You just purchased this kit at Walmart-- of course you NOW have COVID-19. The last time anyone here washed his/her hands was a construction worker who helped build the place.
    I heard or thought they said... "Self Medicate"... but it was..."Self Isolate"....hmm

    (I'll still go with the former and wait for the official FST response before doing the ladder.)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballero View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post


    Serious question. Why should I care?

    I mean like what's one less Eastern European in a tracksuit to me?
    Well, per The Donald, unless he's from Poland, the old CSSR or Hungary he could technically still come over to poke you in the eye.
    I'm not hungarian, although I know the numbers.

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    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    I'm not hungarian, although I know the numbers...

    I heard they have new numbers at Walmart.

    (Maybe you could get some more?)
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    No one remembers the swine flu, I guess...
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