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    So the merkins have banned us across the bored. Or is it the real Europeans.

    Either way, I'm getting you sectioned.
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    Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

    Or in this case, shutting the stable door when the rancid diseased contagious horse is already inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Or in this case, shutting the stable door when the rancid diseased contagious horse is already inside.
    This sounds more like our politicians than the virus. We'll survive the virus...
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    Never go in against a Canadian when maple syrup is on the line.

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    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/111483...en-live-on-tv/

    Do you think this was a Sky editing trick to match the voice-over, or something else.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    So the merkins have banned us across the bored. Or is it the real Europeans.

    Either way, I'm getting you sectioned.
    US is still allowing travel from the UK and Ireland even though both have rapidly increasing cases of COVID-19 because you're islands or something and everyone knows that zombies can't swim. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51860702

    Speculation is that the Euro ban is purely because Trump is a vindictive little twat and the European Union has been berry mean to him.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    I have a positive test result for covid-19. If I'll stop post here, I died.
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    I have a positive test result for covid-19.
    Good job, that fake doctor's note should be enough to weasel out of PE classes

    As for me, I survived mad cow disease, SARS, swine flu, ebola and Justin Bieber, so coronavirus, bring it on.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    I have a positive test result for covid-19.
    Dion: Mom, mom... I passed a test...I passed a test!!!

    Dion's Mom: You fucking idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Never go in against a Canadian when maple syrup is on the line.

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    So he finally went for that low-budget prostitute.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    I have a positive test result for covid-19. If I'll stop post here, I died.

    Serious question. Why should I care?

    I mean like what's one less Eastern European in a tracksuit to me?
    Respect my lack of authority.

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