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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    I accidentally started this pandemic 334 days ago. Who would have think it would still be going strong.

    Bless my infections keyboard. Amen.
    Shake it up a bit, you'll probably find the cure in there somewhere too

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    haha Good idea Barbs. The depths of depravity in-between my keys are of arguably better checked deep, especially for good health. It's just killing legions, murdering naturally obtuse people quite rapidly. Skewering terrible, utterly vile, white, xanthocomic, yellowish zealots.

    I hope you and yours are well.
    Now go away.

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    I cleaned my keyboard... once.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Yeah... I found a winning lottery ticket under mine!

    (Thanks guys, it's only 3 years old.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    haha Good idea Barbs. The depths of depravity in-between my keys are of arguably better checked deep, especially for good health. It's just killing legions, murdering naturally obtuse people quite rapidly. Skewering terrible, utterly vile, white, xanthocomic, yellowish zealots.

    I hope you and yours are well.
    Coping well thanks, rattling through week 48 of working from home...

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    I hope you have a good office chair. That's a long time in the home office.

    Have you been socialising at all, or slowly going insane. Its one or the other generally.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    I hope you have a good office chair. That's a long time in the home office.

    Have you been socialising at all, or slowly going insane. Its one or the other generally.
    It's.... functional

    I wasn't exactly very sociable before, so there isn't much difference on that front!! I really wish the kids would go back to school though...

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    Haha. Stuck with the weens. Classic.

    I've been looking after my nephew a fair bit. It's great because I can give him back if I get bored of his madness.
    Now go away.

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    I had a conspiratorial thought. Maybe the tobacco companies made covid to get revenge on those that quit smoking and those that never did. They will find your lung and fuck it. One way or another.
    Now go away.

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    A good conspiracy theory must...
    1. be easy to "prove";
    2. be very difficult or impossible to disprove;
    3. have enough room to move the goalposts in the event that point no. 2 does occur.

    And that's why the 9/11 planes were holograms.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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