Personally I want money to buy books that I have long dreamed of, as well as some stationery (I have a weakness for beautiful notebooks and pens) and sweets. I love sweets.
Personally I want money to buy books that I have long dreamed of, as well as some stationery (I have a weakness for beautiful notebooks and pens) and sweets. I love sweets.
A vaccine for the coronavirus that doesn't make you part of Bill Gates' plan to depopulate the Earth and turn it into a 5G cashless tracking chip society Failing that, a briefcase full of money so that I can keep living in the 2D world without interruptions.
However, I think it's a bit early to start talking about Christmasand we could all die before then anyway. Or did you put up your tree and lights already?
"I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
We got theSearsAmazon catalogue yesterday in the mail. It's definitely almost Christmas.
I got a Sears Wish Book as a present once. Weirdly, I ended up only wanting more stuff.
Respect my lack of authority.
Ahh... it's almost time for "Festivus"... {sigh}...
Last edited by Stehle; 10-16-2020 at 02:58 PM. Reason: It's always Feativus at FST...
According to Pentagon supercomputers running doomsday scenarios, the current most likely way the World ends is that Santa Claus has the COVID. On Dec 25th of this year he infects all the planet's households with the disease resulting in every adult dying. The remaining children, too engrossed in social media and videogames to realize what has happened, succumb to starvation. The last one dies approximately two weeks later when the supply of Cheetos he has stashed under his bed finally runs out.
Respect my lack of authority.
I wish for whirled peas.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
I want this so I can threaten everyone in the universe with impunity.
Think of all the free pussy I can have.
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