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    [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
    attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth
    was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.

    John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
    only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of
    "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

    Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
    back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
    John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in
    the freezer.

    For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
    there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

    Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
    freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and
    said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
    I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
    intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable

    John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
    ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the
    bird continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    not that funny, but not bad :/


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