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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I'm angry at Meg for never acknowledging his tribute thread and the 30 seconds of thought I put into it.

    The problem with the World is that every except maybe Mother Teresa and she's dead and so doesn't post on FST anymore, only cares about themselves.
    We know how valuable your time is, Idol, so yes, Meg should be sobbing in gratitude, but Meg = Meg, so.

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    Idol, are you tribal, or just using the terms generically?
    I only believe in truth, just juice and American whey protein. I leave strict sides to the fanatics.
    Non-responsive.

    I only asked because one just never knows about Canucks.

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    I'm willing to get behind this though.

    Ah, from back before the onset of 'The Great Sensitivity'.

    It's funny; I know a lot of tribal people, and every last one of them is offended as fuck by effort to rename the Washigton Redskins.

    White guilt uber alles...

    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    I'm a 'talent' scout for Fox 'news'. Interested in taking over for Tucker?
    I've actually been approached.

    Not interested.

    Wouldn't do it without a grant of total autonomy, also, I'd have to insist on about twice what LeBron makes being a baller/public idiot.
    Last edited by j2k4; 04-25-2021 at 01:35 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    I'm a 'talent' scout for Fox 'news'. Interested in taking over for Tucker?
    The money's probably great and I'm terrific at being condescending but I can't seem to nail the maniacal laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    We know how valuable your time is, Idol, so yes, Meg should be sobbing in gratitude, but Meg = Meg, so.
    Seeing the choice was between thanking a friend and watching some more dribble on Netflix I see how he might have been torn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    We know how valuable your time is....
    They actually pay me by the second because by the hour, the numbers would be a little overwhelming for the accountants
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    We know how valuable your time is....
    They actually pay me by the second because by the hour, the numbers would be a little overwhelming for the accountants
    A downright lawyerly arrangement.

    Good on you - you're probably the best-paid pinniped in the northern hemisphere.
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    Stop making sense, Lefty.
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    If I had a dollar for every time the left made sense, I would ignore all that and become a right-winger.

    I'm trying to imagine a right-wing Hell vs a left-wing one. I suspect most right-wingers will end up in Hell and *believe* it's Heaven as all their 'values' are woven into everything they do.

    Left-wing Heaven is just an eternity without right-wingers.
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    Never go in against a Canadian when maple syrup is on the line.

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    I can only assume that Americans enjoy being sold down the river by those in power.

    Including Joe Biden because all I'm seeing in his Family Plan are ways to make you a more productive slave.
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    Uninspiring. That's the problem with being/electing a moderate: since it really is not doing much of anything new, the Progressives won't be happy with it, and because it is beneficial to anyone besides large corporations and the wealthy, the Republicans will recoil from it like the Plague they would a migrant.

    It's shit. But it's the best shit available to us in this lifetime currently.
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    Never go in against a Canadian when maple syrup is on the line.

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    I hope j2k2 is OK.

    Speaking of OK, I suppose it's OK to do this sort of thing to other humans if you believe some imaginary man living in the clouds say that you are his chosen people and so you can't just move to Texas like everyone else.

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