The Perfect Game

[Rip The Jacker]

Aria Giovanni

[Monkeee]

EVERYGAME THAT IS NOT CRAP COMBINED IN TO 1!!!! MWAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAH

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

my idea of a perfect game would be to truck in a shitload of canadian hookers, set up a red light area where they would have to sign in, then proceed to bang their asses till they shit blood, then call their mothers and tell them that they will be late for supper, all of this within 30 minutes. does that sound like fun? it does to me, but then again, i like ass and bloody shit. (oooooohh someones gunna cry about this post, cuz they live on here and think its real..............oooooohhhhhh)

[trajillo]

1.ACTION
2.A NON-STUPID STORY/PLOT
3.GRAPHICS
4.ABILITY TO MAKE THE PERSON THNIK THEY MIGHT WIN
5.FREEDOM OF GTA
6.CARS OF NFSU
7.MATRIX BULLET TIME ACTION ( a game anit good without it)
8.GUNS,GUNS AND BIG GUNS
9.DEATH
10.ABILITY TO DO ANYTHING
11.KUNG FU FIGHTING STYLE
12.GOOD MUSIC
13.CHALLENGING LEVELS
14.NO CHEATS LOL
15.INTERACTIVITY
16.DID I MENTION DEATH?

i would call this game "Grand For The Crime : Strike Zero"

lol

[Turd Ferguson]

Originally posted by KrackHead2k@3 December 2003 - 05:32
My idea of a perfect game would be like GTA Vice City... except the map would be the world... our real would... it would be 100% accurate... and it would go on forever... without limits!

I like the sounds of that too!

[abu_has_the_power]

Originally posted by trajillo@3 December 2003 - 07:57
1.ACTION
2.A NON-STUPID STORY/PLOT
3.GRAPHICS
4.ABILITY TO MAKE THE PERSON THNIK THEY MIGHT WIN
5.FREEDOM OF GTA
6.CARS OF NFSU
7.MATRIX BULLET TIME ACTION ( a game anit good without it)
8.GUNS,GUNS AND BIG GUNS
9.DEATH
10.ABILITY TO DO ANYTHING
11.KUNG FU FIGHTING STYLE
12.GOOD MUSIC
13.CHALLENGING LEVELS
14.NO CHEATS LOL
15.INTERACTIVITY
16.DID I MENTION DEATH?

i would call this game "Grand For The Crime : Strike Zero"

lol

i like that.

[Haz]

Something with a realtime battle system, like Secret of Mana or Zelda, no more of this random battle turnbased crap, and for god sakes no more of this first person stuff! Metroid Prime was a travesty! A travesty I say!!

[phAnt0m buRn]

• Longevity - must take ages to complete
• Customizable Ability to change every aspect of the game
• LOADS of weapons - both realistic and imaginary
• Graphics - must be brilliant
• Audio - must be good to hear
• Exciting - must keep player coming back for more
• Replay value - incentive to play and complete game multiple times
• Multiplayer - must have lots of gameplay options
• Storyline - can't be too wild (ie. NOT á la Pandemonium 2)
• Must be enthralling
• Must be fun
• Basically it must be perfect in every way

Does that sound reasonable???

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@3 December 2003 - 07:23
my idea of a perfect game would be to truck in a shitload of canadian hookers, set up a red light area where they would have to sign in, then proceed to bang their asses till they shit blood, then call their mothers and tell them that they will be late for supper, all of this within 30 minutes. does that sound like fun? it does to me, but then again, i like ass and bloody shit.    (oooooohh  someones gunna cry about this post, cuz they live on here and think its real..............oooooohhhhhh)

Maybe you want to have a look at this mate...
Hooker Tycoon









I have no idea what is on that site so I advise for you not to visit it. This was meant as a joke and by reading this post you agree to not hold me responsible for anything that may occur from visiting the above site.

Longevity - must take ages to complete
Customizable Ability to change every aspect of the game
LOADS of weapons - both realistic and imaginary
Graphics - must be brilliant
Audio - must be good to hear
Exciting - must keep player coming back for more
Replay value - incentive to play and complete game multiple times
Multiplayer - must have lots of gameplay options
Storyline - can't be too wild (ie. NOT á la Pandemonium 2)
Must be enthralling
Must be fun
Basically it must be perfect in every way

I've played that game. Its called "Life." Its a bit shit at times. You can never really win it, it just dies.

[Mr. Mulder]

If Rockstar could somehow combine the two, I'd be very happy