Praise Hobbes

[Yogi]

Hobbes, be glad you at least have a hat to live in........

Think of all the poor Rabbits with no hat at all....



Yogs

[clocker]

Hobbes, I must regretfully decline your offer to join you as the rabbit in the hat.

Life takes such unexpected turns sometimes.

As we all know, this forum, being the state of the art facility that it is,attracts a worldwide audience, and last night, after reading of my desire to change positions, I was contacted by a gentleman with a proposition.
Apparently he is a MAJOR PLAYER in the Tijuana film industry.
I have been offered the lead donkey role in a MAJOR Tijuana film production!

I will be working with a BIG STAR named Sandy Buttocks (I think this could actually be you-know-who working under a stage name )!
She is said to be world famous for her performances in these films and apparently knows how to "bring out the animal" in both donkeys and, oddly enough, German Shepards.

The opportunity to debut with such a MAJOR STAR in such a GRAND PRODUCTION was just too tempting.

So, thanks for the offer and via con Dios, mi amigo.
I'll let you know when and where the WORLD PREMIERE will be.

[hobbes]

I wish my mom wouldn't put me to bed so early, I miss all the good stuff!

[clocker]

Originally posted by hobbes@4 December 2003 - 08:14
I wish my mom wouldn't put me to bed so early, I miss all the good stuff!

Between that and the Thorazine you must miss a lot...

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker@4 December 2003 - 10:24
I will be working with a BIG STAR named Sandy Buttocks (I think this could actually be you-know-who working under a stage name )!
She is said to be world famous for her performances in these films and apparently knows how to "bring out the animal" in both donkeys and, oddly enough, German Shepards.

Zoot Alors, Clocker!!

Could it be?

Have you found........






















Anna!AnnaMiller??!!?

[chalice]

Hobbes, Oh Hobbes, your viewpoint bobs
On verbal tides thru' hatchet-jobs
And papercuts from listless snobs
Who haven't learned to curb our gobs,
We Betray ourselves as fluent slobs.
We beseech thee nigh, Oh heed our sobs
Grant us stilts to smash your lobs.
Within thee yankee wisdom throbs.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by chalice@4 December 2003 - 12:17
Hobbes, Oh Hobbes, your viewpoint bobs
On verbal tides thru' hatchet-jobs
And papercuts from listless snobs
Who haven't learned to curb our gobs,
We Betray ourselves as fluent slobs.
We beseech thee nigh, Oh heed our sobs
Grant us stilts to smash your lobs.
Within thee yankee wisdom throbs.

Oh-

HUZZAH!!

WELL DONE, CHALICE!!

ENCORE!!

ENCORE!!!!

[chalice]

To pen an ode to mighty Hobbes..
I was inspired. It was no probs.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by chalice@4 December 2003 - 12:28
To pen an ode to mighty Hobbes..
I was inspired. It was no probs.

[hobbes]

By Chalice:

Hobbes, Oh Hobbes, your viewpoint bobs
On verbal tides thru' hatchet-jobs
And papercuts from listless snobs
Who haven't learned to curb our gobs,
We Betray ourselves as fluent slobs.
We beseech thee nigh, Oh heed our sobs
Grant us stilts to smash your lobs.
Within thee yankee wisdom throbs.

When internet archeologists discover this forum millions of years from now in the lower sediment of a derelict server, they will see Chalice's ode to a mysterious Hobbes.

I will be thought to have been an Internet God.

Thanks Chalice, I am immortalized! Strong work!


I'm just not sure I want my lobs smashed