Is There Any Thing Better Than Sex?

[ibelledthecat]

mcdonalds cheese is plasticine in nature.expecting sex is still better.

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Finding a Set of Albums you have been looking for online and they are all in 192 Bitrate or higher.

Walking into a used Music Store and finding some Music you grew up Listening too and it is only a few Dollars.


FC B)

[balamm]

expecting sex and expecting that it will be better than a bowel movement, is very sad.
I think your expectations have been built up unrealistically high.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by balamm@4 December 2003 - 01:27
expecting sex  and expecting that it will be better than a bowel movement, is very sad.
I think your expectations have been built up unrealistically high.

Ah, but Balaam, if I remember correctly:

You are, at the moment, what your fellow men would call a recently tortured soul.

And, yes-one does gain an appreciation for a good shit, especially during a period of abstinance, when physical sensations are somewhat deadened; it's the perception of "out with the bad" that appeals.

Worry not-should you find yourself on the way to sensory recovery, the satisfaction of a good dump will never desert you.

Just take care you don't develop hemorrhoids.

[balamm]

Well, thanks for that j2k4 but I think I'd still preffer hemorrhoids to any of my ex's

I've discovered that a(n insincere) promise to provide for a woman will get you farther than actually delivering on that promise.


Having been through it 3 times now, I can safely say...

Sex? what's that?

[brotherdoobie]

No.

Peace brotherdoobie

[Yogi]

Does a good long wet blowjob count as sex???

Yogs

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@4 December 2003 - 05:50
Does a good long wet blowjob count as sex???

Yogs

Ohhhh yeah.45 Minutes of slow head while listening to a new CD.

[Yogi]

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Does a good long wet blowjob count as sex??? &nbsp; &nbsp;

Yogs

Ohhhh yeah.45 Minutes of slow head while listening to a new CD. [/b][/quote]
Mmmm....

Sound like a good title for a song&#33;&#33;&#33; Or a band.....

SlowHead.

What music???

Yogs-GettingItAllmostEveryNight.......

[j2k4]

Originally posted by balamm@4 December 2003 - 04:36
Well, thanks for that j2k4 but I think I&#39;d still preffer hemorrhoids to any of my ex&#39;s

I&#39;ve discovered that a(n insincere) promise to provide for a woman will get you farther than actually delivering on that promise.


Having been through it 3 times now, I can safely say...

Sex? what&#39;s that?

Understood.

I&#39;ll pray for you.