mcdonalds cheese is plasticine in nature.expecting sex is still better.
mcdonalds cheese is plasticine in nature.expecting sex is still better.
Finding a Set of Albums you have been looking for online and they are all in 192 Bitrate or higher.
Walking into a used Music Store and finding some Music you grew up Listening too and it is only a few Dollars.
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expecting sex and expecting that it will be better than a bowel movement, is very sad.
I think your expectations have been built up unrealistically high.
Ah, but Balaam, if I remember correctly:Originally posted by balamm@4 December 2003 - 01:27
expecting sex and expecting that it will be better than a bowel movement, is very sad.
I think your expectations have been built up unrealistically high.
You are, at the moment, what your fellow men would call a recently tortured soul.
And, yes-one does gain an appreciation for a good shit, especially during a period of abstinance, when physical sensations are somewhat deadened; it's the perception of "out with the bad" that appeals.
Worry not-should you find yourself on the way to sensory recovery, the satisfaction of a good dump will never desert you.
Just take care you don't develop hemorrhoids.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Well, thanks for that j2k4 but I think I'd still preffer hemorrhoids to any of my ex's
I've discovered that a(n insincere) promise to provide for a woman will get you farther than actually delivering on that promise.
Having been through it 3 times now, I can safely say...
Sex? what's that?
Ohhhh yeah.45 Minutes of slow head while listening to a new CD.Originally posted by SensualGardening@4 December 2003 - 05:50
Does a good long wet blowjob count as sex???
Yogs
Ohhhh yeah.45 Minutes of slow head while listening to a new CD. [/b][/quote]Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+4 December 2003 - 13:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 4 December 2003 - 13:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@4 December 2003 - 05:50
Does a good long wet blowjob count as sex???
Yogs
Mmmm....
Sound like a good title for a song!!! Or a band.....
SlowHead.
What music???
Yogs-GettingItAllmostEveryNight.......
Understood.Originally posted by balamm@4 December 2003 - 04:36
Well, thanks for that j2k4 but I think I'd still preffer hemorrhoids to any of my ex's
I've discovered that a(n insincere) promise to provide for a woman will get you farther than actually delivering on that promise.
Having been through it 3 times now, I can safely say...
Sex? what's that?
I'll pray for you.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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