mcdonalds cheese is plasticine in nature.expecting sex is still better.
mcdonalds cheese is plasticine in nature.expecting sex is still better.
Finding a Set of Albums you have been looking for online and they are all in 192 Bitrate or higher.
Walking into a used Music Store and finding some Music you grew up Listening too and it is only a few Dollars.![]()
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expecting sex and expecting that it will be better than a bowel movement, is very sad.
I think your expectations have been built up unrealistically high.
Ah, but Balaam, if I remember correctly:Originally posted by balamm@4 December 2003 - 01:27
expecting sex and expecting that it will be better than a bowel movement, is very sad.
I think your expectations have been built up unrealistically high.
You are, at the moment, what your fellow men would call a recently tortured soul.
And, yes-one does gain an appreciation for a good shit, especially during a period of abstinance, when physical sensations are somewhat deadened; it's the perception of "out with the bad" that appeals.
Worry not-should you find yourself on the way to sensory recovery, the satisfaction of a good dump will never desert you.
Just take care you don't develop hemorrhoids.![]()
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Well, thanks for that j2k4 but I think I'd still preffer hemorrhoids to any of my ex's![]()
I've discovered that a(n insincere) promise to provide for a woman will get you farther than actually delivering on that promise.
Having been through it 3 times now, I can safely say...
Sex? what's that?![]()
Originally posted by SensualGardening@4 December 2003 - 05:50
Does a good long wet blowjob count as sex???![]()
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YogsOhhhh yeah.45 Minutes of slow head while listening to a new CD.
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Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+4 December 2003 - 13:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 4 December 2003 - 13:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@4 December 2003 - 05:50
Does a good long wet blowjob count as sex???
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YogsOhhhh yeah.45 Minutes of slow head while listening to a new CD.
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Mmmm....
Sound like a good title for a song!!! Or a band.....
SlowHead.
What music???
Yogs-GettingItAllmostEveryNight.......
Understood.Originally posted by balamm@4 December 2003 - 04:36
Well, thanks for that j2k4 but I think I'd still preffer hemorrhoids to any of my ex's![]()
I've discovered that a(n insincere) promise to provide for a woman will get you farther than actually delivering on that promise.
Having been through it 3 times now, I can safely say...
Sex? what's that?![]()
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I'll pray for you.![]()
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"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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