I have never lied to you SG. Whats more mrs BB has never lied about you.Originally posted by SensualGardening@5 December 2003 - 09:58
The women in my life never lie!!
They allways tell me how very goodlooking i am; extremely intelligent, well
mannered, i have the biggest d*ck in the world, the fastest car, sweetest smile,
gorgeous hair, i cook like an angel, dance like a queer; it never stops!!!!
The women in my life never lie!!!!
Men tell me i am an arrogant ugly son of a bitch, i know jackshit, i have the moves
of a rhino, i talk like a parrot, my food is for pigs, that my behaviour proves i
must have a small member and my girl must be mental to cope with me!!!
All men lie!!!
I am the exception.
I allways, allways, allways tell the absolute truth and nothing but the truth....
You hear me??
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