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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    I have.

    I was a young man at the time.
    It was my second year in the Army......I had recently broken up
    with my girlfriend and was very lonely

    My roommate was out for the evening and I had nothing but time on my hands
    (this was about to change )
    So I popped in a Marvin Gaye album.....Lit some candles and had
    a few drinks.

    Next thing you know.....I'm lying on my bed with a bottle of hand lotion
    a picture of my roommates mother (Yes I know shame on me :">)
    but she was hot and I was young and horny! (Stacy's Mom doesn't have a thing
    on this woman )

    Well I'm going at it like theirs no tomorrow........and Surprise in walks my
    my roommate,his Mother and Father.

    Moral of the story.............Make sure you lock the door when you masturbate


    Peace brotherdoobie

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    Originally posted by brotherdoobie@4 December 2003 - 23:58
    I'm lying on my bed with a bottle of hand lotion
    a picture of my roommates mother (Yes I know shame on me :">)

    Well I'm going at it like theirs no tomorrow........and Surprise in walks my
    my roommate,his Mother and Father.


    What did your roommate/his mother/his father say/do to you?

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    We have all been there doobie.Jerk it!

    Ask the Mother to stand there for a Moment.

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    A little jerk before work, Doobie? BTW, what did you do in the army? Don't tell me, you're an artillery dude shooting off his cannon.

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    Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@5 December 2003 - 10:41
    Ask the Mother to stand there for a Moment.


    That has to be embarassaing, but No, havent got caught,
    atleast that i know of. Lock the doors, i say.

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    What's this 'bout "getting caught"?????

    How can you get "caught" doing the best thing you can do to yourself!!!!

    In that case i love to get caught!!!

    So i would rephrase it to:

    Did anyone ever notice you having a "solo" ball??

    And did he/she have fun???

    AllwaysHandsInThePants-Yogs-MineOrHers.....

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    I few years ago I was at my computer looking at porn and my dad knocked on the door. I didn't even know anyone was home. I didn't have a lock on my door so I stuck a large vacuum in front of it just to be safe. When my dad knocked I just asked what he wanted, he took that as a cue to come in. He was forcing the door open and I sat in a chair with my pants down. I yelled at him "DON'T COME IN". He backed off immediatly, said what he needed to say and left. I don't know if he saw what I was doing or not. It was never mentioned again. :">
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    I'm not even gonna go into this

    But the answer is "No" I've never been caught

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    Ive never been caught trick is look at the porn on the PC wait till its stiff then rub up and down on the floor I never use my hands just let it all go into your underpants it evaporates easy

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