Embarising Moments

**Wolfmight** · 12-09-2003, 05:45 AM

Originally posted by colt45joe@8 December 2003 - 23:10
everybodies embarrasing moments have to do with taking a crap, lol

or fartin..
something to do with the ass1-1@|_E

**ghetto_gurl** · 12-09-2003, 09:22 PM

lol i fink dis funny sh!t

**Infested Cats** · 12-09-2003, 09:33 PM

I was around 7 or 8, and decided to go to school, despite the fact I was very sick in my stomache. Around the second class, my stomache was telling me, "you better get to the nurse/toilet fast or you're going to throw-up!" So, being the good boy I was, I raised my hand to ask the teacher if I could leave the class to go to the nurse's. But right as I raised my hand, the teacher said, "Who wants to come to the front of the class, and read this passage" (or something along those lines). My hand quickly shot down, because I didn't want to go to the front of the class, I needed to leave the room, fast! So, I'm starting to sweat, and I can feel it coming, and, the kid in front of my turns around to ask me a question, and I heave all over him. He was covered. All the little girls screamed, "EWWW!!" The teacher sent me and the kid out of the class, to the nurses. Thankfully, the kid took the incident in stride, and was very nice about it.

The best part was I got to be sent home early that day. So glad I didn't have to go back to class and face all my peers!

**ghetto_gurl** · 12-09-2003, 09:38 PM

:x :x :x :x hold on :x :x :x

**bujub22** · 12-10-2003, 01:43 PM

part2 of the shame

ok 1 day i was in school and i jus got high wid some of my friends for the first time .

so we went to school acting like asses ,trippin laughing loud etc..
so i go to class and in my class there only 2 dudes in this class me and this other kid that they tranfer us cuz they need more males in that class

so im high out my mind all these pretty ass girls i know half for like 5yrs sum were new but i also am very open so i start tryin to kik it to everyone of them im like come on baby u like me i like u come on next thing teacher tells me to leave for disrupting her class so i get up and i have a big ass boner everyone see's it sum laugh sum stare

i just yell out god look what these girls did they should restrct them from were tight stuff in school cuz i look like this everytime i walk out class everyone gets a laugh out of it ,but there was an up side to it

this story is back when i was in 8th grade yrs ago so my rep went to roof wid some girls this story not very imbarresing to me but to others it was they still bring up remember the time when u

**Evil Gemini** · 12-10-2003, 02:20 PM

bujub22 , so what happened with them girls ??

Did you have a threesome or something ??

Speaking of boners, i remember when i was in grade 6 and it was lunch time and me, a mate and a few girls whent into this empty class room and i dont know How the hell it turned out, but they wanted to see our umm....dicks.

We took them out and well, my mates was happy and mine wasnt (if you know what i mean)

One of the girls made a comment about why mine is smaller and they giggled and ran of.

**Wolfmight** · 12-10-2003, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Infested Cats@9 December 2003 - 15:33
I was around 7 or 8, and decided to go to school, despite the fact I was very sick in my stomache. Around the second class, my stomache was telling me, "you better get to the nurse/toilet fast or you're going to throw-up!" So, being the good boy I was, I raised my hand to ask the teacher if I could leave the class to go to the nurse's. But right as I raised my hand, the teacher said, "Who wants to come to the front of the class, and read this passage" (or something along those lines). My hand quickly shot down, because I didn't want to go to the front of the class, I needed to leave the room, fast! So, I'm starting to sweat, and I can feel it coming, and, the kid in front of my turns around to ask me a question, and I heave all over him. He was covered. All the little girls screamed, "EWWW!!" The teacher sent me and the kid out of the class, to the nurses. Thankfully, the kid took the incident in stride, and was very nice about it.

The best part was I got to be sent home early that day. So glad I didn't have to go back to class and face all my peers!

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watch the end.
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**bujub22** · 12-10-2003, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by neattairoski@10 December 2003 - 10:20
bujub22 , so what happened with them girls ??

Did you have a threesome or something ??

Speaking of boners, i remember when i was in grade 6 and it was lunch time and me, a mate and a few girls whent into this empty class room and i dont know How the hell it turned out, but they wanted to see our umm....dicks.

We took them out and well, my mates was happy and mine wasnt (if you know what i mean)

One of the girls made a comment about why mine is smaller and they giggled and ran of.

no threesome

but i did bag like 3 chicks from that class ,but your story reminds me of this time i went to this party.

ok at this party the guys and girls vs in a drinking contest ,guys are winning so they decided to hell lets bone them! the girls are down with this ,let me mind u its only 7 guys 9 girls they decide to suck each guy cuz most were dating the other but, to see who bust last ,last the longest , but i stood out with the other 2 chicks cuz 7g 7 g so the other 2 are judges im feelin there asses were playin so they start the race 2 of the guys could'nt get it up we're

on the side when 1 guy bust ,we laugh cuz he lost but ,it aint a lose to me well the others bust after he does besides for this 1 guy he's takin forever he wins but ,she's still sucking when some of the girls watchin and the guys there like look at her go!
all the sudden boom she pukes right up on his slong made some of the others sick just from the smell

i dont know much of what happen after that becuz i got the hell out of there! but i also did'nt get any becuz when i ran it was becuz the chick i was bout to score wid was bout to puke right on me and when i ran she got me a little in my back. good night turn bad

**Evil Gemini** · 12-10-2003, 05:00 PM

God damn man you got to take me to one of these parties you go to!!!

OK this is a strange one what happened a while ago.

Me, and my cousin and his girlfreind were at his house doing some homework and all of a sudden his girlfreind asks me:

"is your dick as big as your cousins"

i was shocked.

Before i could say anything my cousin sais.

"its as big as mine"

Now that is some embarasing shit. She must have thought that we were gay or something

Oh yeah and.....

nah thats enough of that day

**darkmind** · 12-10-2003, 05:26 PM

long time ago in middle school at lunch time

so i was walking up to where they dish out the slop and we had some chefs surprise or something when some sent enters my nose

and makes me toss :x in some mystery with the surprise, anyways some of the kids get sick at the sight and join in :x by adding some mystery to some of the other foods and floor so we all get pushed out of the cafeteria so they can clean the mess up... well we're on our way to the nurse when the fire alarm goes off so our escort starts hurrying us towards the exit which wasnt good for our stomachs :x at that time and we end up empting the rest of our stomachs near the exit

and everyone has to walk through it

anyways it turns out that there had been a gas leak

which had made us sick which kind of made us feel a little better

about the whole situation