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    Funkin''s Avatar home skillet BT Rep: +4
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    Usually my panties don't get moist for shit on the developmental end of things, but this looks pretty freakin' amazing.

    https://www.unrealengine.com/en-US/unreal-engine-5

    Obviously I'll have to play any games that run on it on a console since I'll never be able to afford the type of rig it would take to play games developed on it. Which sucks, because that's the equivalent of getting laid but not being able to bust a nut. Or something like that...

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    I shall keep this brief. Is stupid. Like you said all that is happening is the number of gamers who can partake of the latest technology due to the exorbitant cost is an ever shrinking minority.
    I mean what's a top tier video card cost you nowadays, like $2000. If a person has $2000 of disposable income to waste, then they should spend it on drugs or whores or blow it at the track like Jesus intended.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I shall keep this brief. Is stupid. Like you said all that is happening is the number of gamers who can partake of the latest technology due to the exorbitant cost is an ever shrinking minority.
    I mean what's a top tier video card cost you nowadays, like $2000. If a person has $2000 of disposable income to waste, then they should spend it on drugs or whores or blow it at the track like Jesus intended.
    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    getting laid but not being able to bust a nut
    Once they make VR porn games using this, we'll finally be able to have both
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    getting laid but not being able to bust a nut
    Once they make VR porn games using this, we'll finally be able to have both
    This trend will end quickly once people start removing their headset and notice their creepy relative or a surprise party has been watching them.

    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I shall keep this brief. Is stupid. Like you said all that is happening is the number of gamers who can partake of the latest technology due to the exorbitant cost is an ever shrinking minority.
    I mean what's a top tier video card cost you nowadays, like $2000. If a person has $2000 of disposable income to waste, then they should spend it on drugs or whores or blow it at the track like Jesus intended.
    It's best not to be born poor. Didn't Economics and the US Constitution teach you anything??
    Last edited by megabyteme; 04-15-2022 at 09:32 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    getting laid but not being able to bust a nut
    Once they make VR porn games using this, we'll finally be able to have both
    You know they'll come too. One of these VR helmets will get hacked and some nice tasty homebrew porno will show up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    This trend will end quickly once people start removing their headset and notice their creepy relative or a surprise party has been watching them.
    I can only advice you to lock all your doors and windows 251170 times beforehand.

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    You know they'll come too.
    Of course they'll cum, that's the idea
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Can't wait to see some real UE5 games released. The reimaging Videos especially Cyberpunk 2077 look fantastic. Witcher 4 will be insane.

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