It's once again Canadian April Fool's Day!

[A]

I was just kidding with the 50. Idols actually 55. Not too far off from eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and getting senior citizen discounts.

Proof?

[whatcdfan]

I was just kidding with the 50. Idols actually 55. Not too far off from eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and getting senior citizen discounts.

55 ten years ago.

[IdolEyes787]

Idol is 13 because Idol is merely a persona that exists only on FST and when it ceases to be, so will he. I'm pretty sure that's how websites work.

[A]

Idol is 13 because Idol is merely a persona that exists only on FST and when it ceases to be, so will he. I'm pretty sure that's how websites work.

Internet Archive disagrees.

[IdolEyes787]

I guess it's a case who you choose to believe. Personally I don't trust Bill Gates ever since he put that microchip in me.

[anon]

How do you know if someone has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Oh, just like vegans then. Well, there's overlap to a degree...

[anon]

I text messaged you actually or as we iPhone users refer to it, "SMS".

> not using a Flash SMS

Did you even read the phone's manual, Idol.

[IdolEyes787]

Owner's manuals, like maps and colouring between the lines, are for pussies. Next thing you'll be suggesting that I don't stick my finger in wall sockets just because Health and Safety Canada says not to.

[IdolEyes787]

Also The Flash is ghey and if I were to use any SMS it would be Batman SMS, homo.

[anon]

Owner's manuals, like maps and colouring between the lines, are for pussies. Next thing you'll be suggesting that I don't stick my finger in wall sockets just because Health and Safety Canada says not to.

If you don't stick your fingers in wall sockets, then the terrorists have won.