Happy birthday, Idol
You always 'member.
Also the birthday of da Vinci, Khrushchev, Kim Il-sung, Henry James and Emma Watson but of all those, there is only one I'd like to fuck.
Hint: It's Khrushchev.
Respect my lack of authority.
I've got nothing sarcastic or sexual to say...just Happy Biirthday Idol. Turning 50 is a rough one I'm sure, man parts not working like they should and all that.
Hey wait
50?
You've entered your sixth decade on God's earth - well done.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Idol... ya young whippasnapper hope you had a good day...
(A good one, not great as I have had with my carrier AT&T... let us all know what works out for you.)
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
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