Ok Who Forgot Valintines Day

**Oni** · 02-14-2003, 01:44 PM

Dam nearly forgot it

but thank god for interflower

**FlamingYob** · 02-14-2003, 02:41 PM

I have no hoe, and my Mortal Kombat was supposed to come and it didn't, so I'm now very pissed off.

**sosseres** · 02-14-2003, 03:04 PM

I read about it in the news papper early this morning.

But I have no reason to remember what day it is anyway.

**Leech_Killer** · 02-14-2003, 03:07 PM

Some years ago when I was dating my wife I bought her an expensive gold chain for Valentines Day, but I didn't bother with a card. Mainly because I don't believe in wasting our resources on a piece of card-board you put on the fire place only to throw away after a couple of weeks. Even though I'd spent over £200 on the chain she moaned her head off about not getting a card, she has NEVER let me forget it. Even now 10 years on I still get digs from her on the run up to Valintines Day about getting her a card.

Women there's no pleasing them????????????????

**Knuckles187** · 02-14-2003, 03:24 PM

i didnt forget it in the slightest....

i been planning it for a fair while...

your all a bunch of old un romantics!!!

me.. im a die hard romantical guy

**Leech_Killer** · 02-14-2003, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by VanDiem@14 February 2003 - 16:24
i didnt forget it in the slightest....

i been planning it for a fair while...

your all a bunch of old un romantics!!!

me.. im a die hard romantical guy

Isn't youth great.....you only need to plan for Valintines Day if your trying to get laided. B)

**4play** · 02-14-2003, 04:23 PM

**danne** · 02-14-2003, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Leech_Killer@14 February 2003 - 16:07
Women there's no pleasing them????????????????

This dropen in the mail a few days ago (excuse my translation&#33

:

Five women on vacation.

They came up to a five star hotel with a sign saying "Women only!"
As they din't have their boyfriends with them they decided to head
on in. The receptionist explained that there were five floors and
they could choose any floor and room they wanted.

They went up one floor and found a sign
"All men here are terrible lovers but they are kind and sensitive"
The girls laughed a little and went to the next floor without
hesitation.

On the next floor they found a new sign
"All men here are wonderful lovers but treat women badly"
As they din't like the sound of that they went up another floor.
Here the sign said "All men here are fantastic lovers and attentive
to a womans needs"
This sounded good, but as there was two floors left and they were
curious they decided to continue up.

The next sign said "All men here have perfect bodies, are sensitive
and attentive to womean, are perfect lovers, singles and unbelivably
rich"

Now, this seemed too good to be true.

As they had one floor left and their curiousity got the best of them,
they took the few steps left to the final floor. Here the sign said
"On this floor there are NO men. This floor was only built to prove
that there is NO way to satisfy a woman..."

Now, on the topic of valentine. Well, I am single this year (yahooo!

) Have still sent off a few flowers and cards to girl friends here and there.
(they wouldn't forgive me if I din't...)