You're the worst friend a guy could have, but you're a longtime friend.
Damn autocorrect... I meant *fiend*
Happy birthday, Idol
At least I make the trains run on time.
Respect my lack of authority.
Happy Canadiaiaian Nazi remembrance day.
Now go away.
Yeah, Happy Birthday Idol!
(Could tomorrow get any worse?) {sigh}...
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
If I acknowledged one birthday I'd have to acknowledge all of them, so no.
Must be disappointing for your kids.
Respect my lack of authority.
Well, I have already done my taxes, so I have no choice left...
Happy birthmas mate, someone crazy enough to still be here after all these years has to be an ally of justice
"I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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