Last one to post wins the internets

**chaliceofpiss** · 02-23-2025, 04:27 AM

How's the wife and kiddies? All good I trust?. How's your health?

**megabyteme** · 02-23-2025, 07:32 AM

The family is all doing well. My daughter is going through all the ups and downs of being a teenage girl. She's got two friends spending the night. These two both seem pretty stable and solid as friends. We've found that most are absolute shit. I suspect that's the primary function of high school.

My son has all the downs of having...well. Seriously, great kid who is happy with school, loves extended family, and is able to keep himself entertained via games, streaming, and numerous toys. He's even pretty good about helping around the house as needed.

Now that I think about it, it would have been easier having two of him.

If it weren't Nope nope nope life would be pretty stable.

Apparently my permanent diagnosis is Incomplete Quadriplegia, which of the possible quadriplegias this is the best one! Actually sounds much worse than it is. I can do just about everything with the exception of riding a bicycle/motorcycle as my balance is less than ideal. I also walk a bit like a duck but that tends to humor me more than anything.

How have you been?

**IdolEyes787** · 02-23-2025, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

She's got two friends spending the night.

I saw this exact thing on Pornhub.

**IdolEyes787** · 02-23-2025, 12:26 PM

Bannon seems to has the same Asperger's as Elon Musk has.
If I was in Law Enforcement, it would have taken me 0.5 seconds to put this clown in handcuffs.

**megabyteme** · 02-23-2025, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Originally Posted by megabyteme

She's got two friends spending the night.

I saw this exact thing on Pornhub.

We've got a don't ask don't tell policy

**chaliceofpiss** · 02-23-2025, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

The family is all doing well. My daughter is going through all the ups and downs of being a teenage girl. She's got two friends spending the night. These two both seem pretty stable and solid as friends. We've found that most are absolute shit. I suspect that's the primary function of high school.

My son has all the downs of having...well. Seriously, great kid who is happy with school, loves extended family, and is able to keep himself entertained via games, streaming, and numerous toys. He's even pretty good about helping around the house as needed.

Now that I think about it, it would have been easier having two of him.

If it weren't for nazis and their supporters, life would be pretty stable.

Apparently my permanent diagnosis is Incomplete Quadriplegia, which of the possible quadriplegias this is the best one! Actually sounds much worse than it is. I can do just about everything with the exception of riding a bicycle/motorcycle as my balance is less than ideal. I also walk a bit like a duck but that tends to humor me more than anything.

How have you been?

Got divorced. Estranged from my kids. Nursed my mother through cancer. Had a nervous breakdown. Ended up chronically depressed and agoraphobic. Apart from that, tickety-boo.