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    If it weren't for nazis and their supporters, life would be pretty stable.

    Apparently my permanent diagnosis is Incomplete Quadriplegia, which of the possible quadriplegias this is the best one! Actually sounds much worse than it is. I can do just about everything with the exception of riding a bicycle/motorcycle as my balance is less than ideal. I also walk a bit like a duck but that tends to humor me more than anything.
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    Got divorced. Estranged from my kids. Nursed my mother through cancer. Had a nervous breakdown. Ended up chronically depressed and agoraphobic. Apart from that, tickety-boo.
    Not to sound dismissive, but you guys are still young. Everything you need to come out on the other side is there.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Got divorced. Estranged from my kids. Nursed my mother through cancer. Had a nervous breakdown. Ended up chronically depressed and agoraphobic. Apart from that, tickety-boo.
    Not to sound dismissive, but you guys are still young. Everything you need to come out on the other side is there.
    Can't help it, mate. I am, as you all suspected, a fucking psychopath. I only ever came here to subdue the urge to murder somebody. And a laugh. Worked out well 'til the shite hit the air conditioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
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    Not to sound dismissive, but you guys are still young. Everything you need to come out on the other side is there.
    Can't help it, mate. I am, as you all suspected, a fucking psychopath. I only ever came here to subdue the urge to murder somebody. And a laugh. Worked out well 'til the shite hit the air conditioning.
    I'm only here to have a time stamp alibi when needed
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post

    Can't help it, mate. I am, as you all suspected, a fucking psychopath. I only ever came here to subdue the urge to murder somebody. And a laugh. Worked out well 'til the shite hit the air conditioning.
    I'm only here to have a time stamp alibi when needed
    How uncharacteristically clever of you.

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    Nope nope nope
    Last edited by megabyteme; 03-04-2025 at 09:50 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    I am, as you all suspected, a fucking psychopath. I only ever came here to subdue the urge to murder somebody. And a laugh.
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    I'm only here to have a time stamp alibi when needed
    FST: it's cheaper than therapy and lawyers.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Sup intercunts,

    In other irrelevant news, I'm pretty sure, in the before times, I never made a single post without being under a confluence of alcohol, heavy doses of weed, amphetamines, benzos and rage. Simultaneously.

    I have since sworn off booze for the past five years, weed for 3 years (35 years straight daily), (speed for 7 years), still struggle with benzos and most of the rage has subsided, though I do have my moments. Adopted voluntary celibacy about 4 years ago. Haven't even had a wank in three years.

    Still mental, though. Can we get a round of applause for chavis, who has just referred to himself in the third person?
    Last edited by chalice; 02-25-2025 at 01:04 AM.

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    they'll get me out of this...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Sup intercunts,

    In other irrelevant news, I'm pretty sure, in the before times, I never made a single post without being under a confluence of alcohol, heavy doses of weed, amphetamines, benzos and rage. Simultaneously.

    I have since sworn off booze for the past five years, weed for 3 years (35 years straight daily), (speed for 7 years), still struggle with benzos and most of the rage has subsided, though I do have my moments. Adopted voluntary celibacy about 4 years ago. Haven't even had a wank in three years.

    Still mental, though. Can we get a round of applause for chavis, who has just referred to himself in the third person?
    Damn...with all that change, I hope you're still dislikable
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Sup intercunts,

    In other irrelevant news, I'm pretty sure, in the before times, I never made a single post without being under a confluence of alcohol, heavy doses of weed, amphetamines, benzos and rage. Simultaneously.

    I have since sworn off booze for the past five years, weed for 3 years (35 years straight daily), (speed for 7 years), still struggle with benzos and most of the rage has subsided, though I do have my moments. Adopted voluntary celibacy about 4 years ago. Haven't even had a wank in three years.

    Still mental, though. Can we get a round of applause for chavis, who has just referred to himself in the third person?
    Damn...with all that change, I hope you're still dislikable
    Don't worry about that. I'm still a despicable cunt. Perhaps more so.

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