Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

Am I gonna have to start explaining jokes to Kev again? I fear the dementia may be creeping back in.

Kev, the punchline doesn't work without the set up. I don't really want to dine on that woman's faecal matter. It was one of those joke things. I'll give her her jews, though.

I would definitely drink her piss and breast milk.

[megabyteme]

You do a heck of a Dave impression, I'll give you that. Wet mustache visual included.

[chalice]

You do a heck of a Dave impression, I'll give you that. Wet mustache visual included.

You talkin' to me? Don't see anyone else standing here


Chavis Bickle circa 1972

[megabyteme]

Uncharacteristicly clever

[j2k4]

She's married to a man more than twice her age who couldn't be creepier looking if he wore a Jason mask. I think you have a shot if you are willing to lie about your financial situation and being a foreigner.

So, everything is a "woman's choice" excepting who she marries?

Just curious, Kevin. Is Putin a good guy or a bad guy, meaning would you want to live under his sense of fairness, prosperity for his country, and adherence to international laws?

Putin is a bad guy, and frankly I don't know why you need to ask.

Have you ever (never?) had to deal with someone you abhored/disliked?

If you want - as an interested third party - to achieve an end to a conflict, you think in terms of making a DEAL.

We can afford to appease Putin - in the interest of making that deal, and no matter the bastard he is - in order to save lives AND money.

When Putin dies, remember, he's the last of the Old Soviet guard.

It helps to remember China is by far our biggest problem.

Now go ahead and tell me what 'the actor', Lawrence O'Donnell said that was incorrect

Reagan was an actor. Read stuff written for him by others off of cue cards too. Very, as I remember, anti-Soviet.

How thymes change.

You've given away the game - O'Donnell isn't POTUS.

Really, Idol, this is all incredibly basic stuff...

Thought you didn't "give two fucks"?

I said I didn't give two fucks about US politics. I could spare a few for you, though. Anyway, I'm a proven liar. US politics interest me a great deal. I don't fancy getting vaporised by one of your errant ICBMs.

You don't have to worry about 'errant' anything, Chalice.

Putin is a bad guy, and frankly I don't know why you need to ask.

See, we do have some common ground. That makes you and I vastly different than Trump. Trump has turned his back on our long-term allies in favor of Putin.

See above.

Am I gonna have to start explaining jokes to Kev again? I fear the dementia may be creeping back in.

Kev, the punchline doesn't work without the set up. I don't really want to dine on that woman's faecal matter. It was one of those joke things. I'll give her her jews, though.

I would definitely drink her piss and breast milk.

Boy, all three of you clowns are having tremendous difficulty with sarcasm.

[chalice]

Ah, the old 'sarcasm' chestnut. If in doubt, drop the old irony bomb. Too bad it was launched by an American, who everyone knows have become the cheese eating surrender monkeys of the 21st Century.

[megabyteme]

Ah, the old 'sarcasm' chestnut. If in doubt, drop the old irony bomb. Too bad it was launched by an American, who everyone knows have become the cheese eating surrender monkeys of the 21st Century.

IKR?? France...fucking *FRANCE* had to be the one wearing big boy pants in the room

[chalice]

[j2k4]

Ah, the old 'sarcasm' chestnut. If in doubt, drop the old irony bomb. Too bad it was launched by an American, who everyone knows have become the cheese eating surrender monkeys of the 21st Century.

This ^^ over a "joke" YOU made about eating shit?

Wow...

[chalice]